Worst film ever?
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Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
That's a great film!
undercover
Chopping up Armadillos
I was nearly in that as an extra, went for an "audition" when they were filming it in bangkok, and got to prance around in one of those blue/black cammo suits before failing to make the cut....KellyDJ said:
Their loss though, as without me in it, it sunk to the depths of being mentioned on a worst film of all time thread...
i dunno really. i'm a prejeudiced opiniated bastard when it comes to films, so there's loads i just won't watch, on the basis that they look arse/have an arse in them/are likely to be arse/the last fim the directo made was arse etc etc, so there's lots i'm sure i would have thought were the worst films ever if i'd watched them...streetfighter, end of days, total recall etc etc.
worst i've seen are pitch black, slither, xxx ( a rare occasion when i broke the arse principle and watched it) and star wars....any of the fuckers, they're all unwatchable dross.
worst i've seen are pitch black, slither, xxx ( a rare occasion when i broke the arse principle and watched it) and star wars....any of the fuckers, they're all unwatchable dross.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Pitch Black is a class B movie even if it does have Vin Diesel in it
So we're all agreed it's American Beauty then?
Yetman
Cheesecar Fucksquad #1
RenegadeDog said:Do you mean Reign of Fire?
Yeah.
I really got taken in by the poster for that.
Pissed off with London, struggling into work on the tube, I suddenly see a poster for a film involving huge dragons burning London to the ground, fighting against helicopter gunships. It sounded utterly immense.
The actual film though was seriously anticlimactic compared to what the poster conveyed. The poster was IMO the greatest film ad poster ever.
YES!! Thats the fucker
They must have realised it was shit and then paid for some top ad people to come and get people to see it by using a great advert
Fucks. I hated it.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
No, it's Face/OffDubversion said:So we're all agreed it's American Beauty then?
nino_savatte
No pasaran!
I proposed Junior but I'm going to stick my neck out and nominate Species; a film that appears to be centred on male fears of female sexuality. Alost every scene is a reference to this fear. Shocking, absolutely shocking.
tommers
Busta Rhymes is an unstoppable movement
Showdown in Little Tokyo starring Dolph Lundgren and Brandon Lee.
The highlight is after dolph has slept with the love interest and she turns to him and says "that time I heard you coming!" (him having snuck up on her earlier in the film.)
pure. class.
The highlight is after dolph has slept with the love interest and she turns to him and says "that time I heard you coming!" (him having snuck up on her earlier in the film.)
pure. class.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Face/Off has two of the worst actors ever in it and they are even worse when they're pretending to be each other. I was amazed at how dull an action film could be.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Quigley Down Under?
CharlieAddict
nekomimi rocks!!!
Bollocks, thats a very funny fillum.Poi E said:
As for genuinely bad:
-Hamburger Hill
-Love Actually (and all those nauseating Hugh Grant made-for-yank films with foppish cunts living living on the South Bank working in a right on job, they are truly shit and give impressionable people abroad a very warped idea of what goes on in England)
-Dude wheres my car
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
If I have saved just one person from having to sit through Bladerunner, then my work is done.Idaho said:It's just DLR trying to be an iconoclastic barb in the collective urban conciousness. He's rubbish at it
'Truly, Madly, Deeply': some bullshit love story about ghosts or something 'starring' Alan Rickman. I remember it only for Rickman's performance in one, solitary excruuuuuciating scene. I've plucked this description of it from IMDB, where it stands as the sole voice of reason, bordered on all sides by silly bitches bashing on about how lovely the film is:
"What a cunt".
To this day my feelings are unchanged.
I think I was only about 10 when I saw that scene but, even then, I paused in horror with my chips halfway to my mouth, watching this cretin hopping along telling the simpering cow he was with where he grew up, and so on, and thought:
"What a cunt".
To this day my feelings are unchanged.
CharlieAddict
nekomimi rocks!!!
The Boy said:
no way is roadhouse that bad!
karate kid III should be on the list.
nino_savatte
No pasaran!
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The Green Berets - Starring John Wayne. This is essentially a liaison between the Pentagon and Hollywood to present the Vietnam War as 'just'. Proof that Hollywood isn't a hotbed of communism, liberalism or whichever 'ism' is on the right's shitlist for the week.
XXX - Vin Diesel shouts, punches and shoots his way through a typical Hollywood actioner that has the barest of storylines and even worse acting.
Breathless - Unnecessary Hollywood remake of the French Nouveau Vague classic A Bout de Souffle. It stars the Dali Lama's arse-kisser-in-chief, Richard Gere.
The Green Berets - Starring John Wayne. This is essentially a liaison between the Pentagon and Hollywood to present the Vietnam War as 'just'. Proof that Hollywood isn't a hotbed of communism, liberalism or whichever 'ism' is on the right's shitlist for the week.
XXX - Vin Diesel shouts, punches and shoots his way through a typical Hollywood actioner that has the barest of storylines and even worse acting.
Breathless - Unnecessary Hollywood remake of the French Nouveau Vague classic A Bout de Souffle. It stars the Dali Lama's arse-kisser-in-chief, Richard Gere.
Fez909
toilet expert
A few contenders:
But the worst for me is an obscure one which annoyingly I can't remember the name of. It was a low budget British horror film where a Jason-like masked serial killer falls in love with a blind girl. Truly truly awful. Anyone know the name?
- Dances With Wolves (admittedly I saw this when very young so I may be wrong,but I doubt it)
- Mortal Kombat
- Resident Evil
But the worst for me is an obscure one which annoyingly I can't remember the name of. It was a low budget British horror film where a Jason-like masked serial killer falls in love with a blind girl. Truly truly awful. Anyone know the name?
jugularvein
extra
i thought roadhouse was beauitfully bad. terribly entertaining etc
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