Worst British Filum of all time ?

[not-bono-ever]

Inspired by my recent watching of Lesbian Vampire killers or whatever, what is the worst british film of all time ?

 

[zoooo]

Is there one that combines Guy Ritchie and Danny Dyer? If so, that.

 

[Frances Lengel]

 

[Belushi]

Any one of those shit british gangster movies aimed at middle class 'lads'

 

[Thora]

I have seen the worst film ever thanks to Mr Thora. It has Faye from Steps in it:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1289414/

 

[spanglechick]

apparently dyer's latest - Run for your wife (also 'starring denise van outen, neil morrisey and the blonde one from girls aloud) - is a contender. The reviews are very funny, and the worst i've seen... and it took £650 in total in its opening week. no really. which included valentines day (one of the most profitable box office weeks of the year).

 

[Gingerman]

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2 strong contenders...​

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Gilbey Brothers' Rollin' With The Nines is quite poor, shot through with cliches and packed with jarring Americanisms - Jason Flemyng as a police lieutenant?! But it's hardly the worst film in the world, and they went on to make Rise Of The Footsoldier, which was thoroughly competent whether the subject matter or style is your cup of tea or not.

The casually misogynistic gangster film of recent years seems to have thrown up lots of these - distasteful, lazy, but in some respects well made. From Hard Men through Shooters, Bonded By Blood to The Business, not forgetting Essex Boys or The Crew or Daylight Robbery, these are not great films, but they are not the bottom of the barrel.

Now, the Primrose Hill nonsense - the Love, Honour & Obey sort of shit, the Rancid Aluminium type of thing: horrible.

But I must lend my weight behind Kung Fu Flid - it's as close to unwatchable as ever I have experienced. Up there with Uwe Boll.

 

[Fez909]

I have seen the worst film ever thanks to Mr Thora. It has Faye from Steps in it:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1289414/

Wow. I was told about this but didn't think it was British. Wow!

I've not seen it so I can't say if it's better or worse, but this sounds like it will give it a run for its money:

Dead Man Running

It's a gangster film with 50 Cent, Danny Dyer, Rio Ferdinand and Ashley Cole. Those people coming together in one space sounds mental to me, never mind them making a film.

Would love to see it.

 

[Gingerman]

Further proof of Dave Stewart's shitery

 

[Reno]

For some reason the first thing that came to mind was Michael Winner's remake of The Wicked Lady.

 

[Fez909]

Is Spiceworld: the Movie counted? Or is it exempt because it was never trying to be good?

 

[D'wards]

 

[Fez909]

I see your Keith Lemon, and I raise you one Roy 'chubby' Brown

Typical line from the film: upon finding out the alien race are hermaphrodites, Mr Brown opines, "imagine that: having a cock AND a pussy...you wouldn't have to get up in the morning!"

 

[killer b]

Is Spiceworld: the Movie counted? Or is it exempt because it was never trying to be good?

I though spiceworld was pretty good, for what it was.

SW9 is my nomination for this thread.

 

[Fez909]

I though spiceworld was pretty good, for what it was.

SW9 is my nomination for this thread.

To be fair, I've not seen it, so I'm being prejudiced. Meatloaf as bus driver, though, and one of the main characters is played by Victoria Adams?

If I remember rightly, but I'm sure I must be wrong here, it had Richard E Grant in it!?!?!?

 

[Gingerman]

Some right old crap got made in the early '70s

 

[Gingerman]

To be fair, I've not seen it, so I'm being prejudiced. Meatloaf as bus driver, though, and one of the main characters is played by Victoria Adams?

If I remember rightly, but I'm sure I must be wrong here, it had Richard E Grant in it!?!?!?

Larry Shitter appeared in it as well,not surprising his part got cut

 

[albionism]

 

[Gingerman]

 

[Gingerman]

The Boat That Rocked ?...The Film That Sucked more like...

 

[DaveCinzano]

Couple more come to mind:

 

[Ax^]

 

[DaveCinzano]

Talking of Neil Morrissey:

 

[baldrick]

http://flicksided.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/face.jpg

Everything about this is bad. And I like Robert Carlyle.

 

[albionism]

 

[DaveCinzano]

Everything about this is bad.

No it's not. You might not like it, but it's not in the same league as some of the films mentioned on here. It's just not to your taste.

 

[Gromit]

Withnail and I.

Plot: 2 blokes go to a farm.

 

[Voley]

 

[Thora]

No it's not. You might not like it, but it's not in the same league as some of the films mentioned on here. It's just not to your taste.

Whereas Kung Fu Flid is not to anyone's taste, ever