AAAaaarrrrgggggggHHHH!!!
Now I remember why I stopped working on cars and putting them in the shop
There is no such thing as a 5 minute job - EVERYTHING ends up being a PITA
The Jag was getting rattly and very long in the tooth with over 200k on the odometer - so whilst it was still running I decided to change
But what to get . . . what to get
I had a limited budget over "around" £8k plus what ever token trade in I'd get for the Jag - so this immediately limits me to two tier down car sales (not main dealer and not one owner from new dealers)
But I had time on my side so could look around - and, rightly or wrongly, the Chrysler 300C ticked most of my buying boxes
And when I found out that the Mk 1's had Mercedes running gear my decision was made - now I just had to find the right one
Which I did after a fair bit of looking around and only £4k so well under budget
There was some money left in the kitty for some upgrades and/or fixes
I'm not even going to regale with on-going saga of installing a new "head unit" as I believe the yoof call car stereos - let's just say that it's still not fitted and working as described after coming up to a month
No
Let's talk about wheels and wheel nuts
Some "design features" on the Chrysler seems to be:-
- Really shitty lacquer on the alloy wheels which, after some time, seems to crack and let the wheels start to corrode
- Non removable "Chrome" wheel nut covers which take the wheel nut size up to 20mm
I found a local'ish alloy wheel refurbisher and booked the car in for the THREE DAY wheel refurbishment - so I needed to take 3 days holiday (I've still got loads to use by Christmas, so not a hardship)
Got up early'ish on day one - drove the 36 miles to Melksham to drop the car off
Then I had to make the decision of what colour did I want (A classy dark anthracite metallic <cool> )
"So, got the locking wheel nut key?"
"What locking wheel nut key?"
"The one we'll need to take the wheels off - numb nuts" - he didn't actually call me that, but you could almost feel like he wanted to
"Don't know, let's look in the boot" - after a goodly rummage in the boot AND FINDING AN EMPTY OPENED CHRYSLER LOCKING WHEEL NUT BLISTER PACK WITH THE KEY REFERENCE NUMBER HANDILY STILL ATTACHED - we decided that the locking wheel nut key was . . . missing
A phone call to the garage I got the car off was met with a "Get them to drill the nuts out and buy a new set . . . we'll pay for them (which was nice) and it's a pretty straight forward job - shouldn't cost more than about £25
The wheel refurbisher was none too impressed with this suggestion
All the while a little grubby man was crouched down by the side of my car with various "tools"
"These ain't locking wheel nuts . . . there's just two different size nuts innit"
Sure enough what we'd all taken as being the locking wheel nut (it was larger . . . like in the empty blister pack) was infact a different size nut
So that was lucky - now all I had to do was catch the train the Castle Cary and a bus from there to home (I'd already bought my day rover card AND ACTIVATED IT
) except I didn't have my wallet on me - I'd had it that morning when I'd bought my e-ticket and my wallet had fallen out of my pocket and was, even now, at home on the sofa, laughing at me
Another quick 72 mile round trip
Finally, fate was smiling on me - at the wheel refurb place was another chap booking in some wheels, and he came from Shepton and would he give me a lift back home'ish - he did, sound chap
On the way home I get a call from the wheel refurb place telling me that the chrome covers were, basically fucked and it would probably make sense to get a new set of wheel nuts (Black, naturally) and get Amazon to deliver them direct to them and they'd use them. Which made sense
Wednesday afternoon order for a Friday delivery with me to pick the car up on Saturday - sweet
Except "They missed their delivery spot" and wouldn't be delivered until Saturday (tight, but do'able) or Monday. And I knew what day they were going to be delivered on - no point in hoping for anything else really
Picked the car up with the old, skanky wheel nuts on (and two where damaged beyond reuse) - of course, it was pissing down with rain so my nice new shiny wheels immediately got covered in filth
The wheel nuts did turn up at home the following week - which (finally) get me to the "Working on your car" bit of the tale - Sunday morning I get up bright and early and decide that "Today's the day I'm going to . . . change some wheel nuts . . . shoot for the fucking stars why don't you HV"
Except
The wheel brace is a 20mm across flats wheel brace and it's what can only be described as a drift on, snug fit
And the new wheel nuts are an as advertised 19mm across flats size - so the wheel brace would round off the new nuts nicely
Shepton has a very very limited choice of . . . well, anything really . . . but we do have a ScrewFix and they do stock a rather nice 17 / 19mm Teng Tools wheel brace
Or rather they don't stock it - it's a next fucking day delivery jobbie
Sigh!
No new wheel nuts to be fitted today
Let's have YET ANOTHER GO at fitting the stereo
FML