hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
Russian painting vandalised by ‘bored’ gallery guard who drew eyes on it
Anna Leporskaya’s Three Figures sent for restoration after guard doodled on it with a ballpoint pen on his first day
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Wolveryeti
Detty Pig
Holidaymaker gets dentures back after losing them in Benidorm in 2011 | ITV News
The Spanish authorities tracked down Paul Bishop through DNA years after his false teeth were discovered in a landfill. | ITV News Granada
www.itv.com
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Reaching out
privileged person gets thrown of flight in row over seats
www.standard.co.uk
Barrister and family escorted off BA flight by police after row over seat
Police escorted a top barrister and his family off a British Airways flight after a row erupted when cabin crew refused to let the children’s nanny sit with them in business class.
www.standard.co.uk
ouirdeaux
Caring, Understanding, Non-judgemental Type
Holidaymaker gets dentures back after losing them in Benidorm in 2011 | ITV News
The Spanish authorities tracked down Paul Bishop through DNA years after his false teeth were discovered in a landfill. | ITV News Granada
I know it's on the ITV site, but I would put a small sum of money that this is a hoax, with photoshopped text. Would any Spanish organisation have started a letter of this nature with 'Senor Paul', even without the consideration that Spanish uses a diacritic that seems to be absent here? And the whole text reads like someone imitating non-native speaker English, badly.
hash tag
Reaching out
Seek and you shall find 
www.walesonline.co.uk
Man gets false teeth back years after he vomited them into bin
Spanish authorities identified them as a 'body part' and used DNA to trace the Manchester grandad
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
I reckon you should research this matter further, and then publish your findings as a book, called "False Teeth, Fake News: The Story of a Tooth Truther."
T & P
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Followed by a NetfIix nine-episode dramatised miniseries, undoubtedly.
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Reaching out
It's great that this young lad was rescued, but, at 10 years old an working like this 
BBC News - Sudanese boy rescued after eight hours trapped in rubbish lorry
BBC News - Sudanese boy rescued after eight hours trapped in rubbish lorry
Sudanese boy rescued after eight hours trapped in rubbish lorry
The 10-year-old refuse worker in Sudan became trapped in the truck's crushing mechanism.
www.bbc.co.uk
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
It turns out this one is about half a year old now, but anyway, SHARK JESUS:
www.livescience.com
Italian shark has 'virgin birth' after 10 years in all-female shark tank
The baby shark was born in an all-female tank with no father in sight.
wemakeyousoundb
hopefully not gimboid
Well, being from Italy home of that great religion.It turns out this one is about half a year old now, but anyway, SHARK JESUS:
Italian shark has 'virgin birth' after 10 years in all-female shark tank
The baby shark was born in an all-female tank with no father in sight.
T & P
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I knew Lady Di wasn't really gone
steveo87
22/11/2022 - got a maths joke.
I can only speculate, obviously, but I'm fairly sure it'll have something to do with 'Prince Phillip did it'.I knew Lady Di wasn't really gone
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Holy Marie Rose, Mother Of Cod
rubbershoes
not the only raver in the village
You're not coming in here, sunshine. Not wearing grey
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
'The platypuses were glowing': the secret light of Australia's marsupials
The discovery that bilbies, bandicoots, Tasmanian devils and echidnas emit bio-fluorescence under UV light has sparked the burning question. Why?
LDC
On est tous des pangolins
On related wildlife news Zoo bosses pin Scottish wildcats' future on plan to release pure-bred kittens
Bloody love Scottish wildcats.
T & P
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I find the lack of wildcat pics on that wildcat story disturbing.
The Great Trainer Robbery!
Police are asking for motorists with Dash-Cams for evidence!
I wonder if the pun is intentional.
Thousands of Nike shoes stolen in great trainer robbery Thousands of Nike shoes stolen in great trainer robbery
Police are asking for motorists with Dash-Cams for evidence!
I wonder if the pun is intentional.
Thousands of Nike shoes stolen in great trainer robbery Thousands of Nike shoes stolen in great trainer robbery
Puddy_Tat
naturally fluffy
that's what happened when the bogs got stolen from the local nick
JimW
支那暗杀团
And the hole in the car park; they're looking into it.
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
Have we had the bear that turned out to be three bears?
www.theguardian.com
No word yet on how hot each of them has their porridge.
Very hungry bear ‘Hank the Tank’ is in fact three bears, DNA shows
Officials say a trio of oversized bears is responsible for home invasions that had been blamed on a 500lb black bear dubbed Hank the Tank
No word yet on how hot each of them has their porridge.
JimW
支那暗杀团
Bears repeating.
danski
"vibey"
Unbearable!
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