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£45.
That made me look up the details. I could potentially do one on the way to my weekly shop to Lidl and get some 'free' shopping.
Sadly it seems you cannot be anonymous, and in 18 years I could have a new teenager knocking on my door every seven days.

I don't have to worry though. Seems my sperm is too old anyway.
 
I see sperm donors are getting a rise
BBC News - Money paid to sperm donors rises as UK faces shortage - BBC News

But what about the Scottish wankers?


Don’t know. I’m not aware of a Scottish wanking scheme. But I’ve had the snip, so I’ve got the goo but not the seeds.

HTH.

Over to Sasaferrato. :thumbs:
 
I see sperm donors are getting a rise
BBC News - Money paid to sperm donors rises as UK faces shortage - BBC News
This is the first time I've seen this, I honestly never imagined that people could get paid for wanking. Alas I cannot help not only on grounds of age but like other posters, I've had the two bricks therapy.
Having googled it though I can understand why women get paid a lot more for donating eggs, it may not be painful but it definitely seems unpleasant.
 
This is the first time I've seen this, I honestly never imagined that people could get paid for wanking. Alas I cannot help not only on grounds of age but like other posters, I've had the two bricks therapy.
Having googled it though I can understand why women get paid a lot more for donating eggs, it may not be painful but it definitely seems unpleasant.
It's very invasive, a GA (General Anaesthetic) is required and there is risk of bleeding and it will be painful for some. That's why women get paid more.
 
It's very invasive, a GA (General Anaesthetic) is required and there is risk of bleeding and it will be painful for some. That's why women get paid more.
Aye, it's a procedure that isn't without medical risk or longer term complications (due to the GA and risk of infection and bleeding) in a way that a man wanking into a jar really isn't in any way shape or form.
 

Adored by millions, Keith Brown, aka ‘Old Dry Keith,’ was a star on the Chinese version of TikTok, after he went viral for making his favourite ‘white person’s food’ like ham and tomato sandwiches or eggs on toast.

His lunches attracted millions of viewers each day from China, who watched aghast at his plain lunches. His food choices even sparked a trend in China of people copying him and trying to create their own ‘dry lunch’.

His account, ran by his Chinese wife “Jane” Zhang Jian, reached over one million followers on the Douyin platform.

At the height of his online fame, some Chinese supermarkets even created a ‘dry shopping area’ with Keith-style ingredients including bread...

In one clip, after Keith was unable to find avocado to go with his smoked salmon, Chinese writer Zhou Zhiruo wrote: “We watch him struggling to saw apart two slices of dry bread, as hard as weapons-grade steel, slicing off a few thin streaks of yellow from a block of hardened butter that has not yet completely thawed, and then placing two slices of pre-smoked salmon on top.

This vision is enough to make ordinary people think of the lunch they just hurriedly swallowed, and feel empathy and sadness.
 
Like a bland and stolid dish as much as the next person, but don't get the absolute pride (for some) this kind of thing inspires.

Guess it's a comfort food thing.
 
So, this UKIP GE candidate made a press complaint...

Stan Robinson, who stood for UKIP in Llanelli, objected to series of reports in Nation.Cymru carried in the run-up to the July poll.

They included stories headlined “UKIP candidate cheers on man who simulated sex with a car in a churchyard,” “Uproar as Labour councillor does fascist salute in protest against UKIP” and “UKIP candidate’s support for Franco called out by antifascist group.”

Mr Robinson complained to the Independent Press Standards Organisation that the articles, as well as reader comments posted in response to them, breached Clauses 1 (Accuracy) and 12 (Discrimination) of the Editors’ Code.

Mr Robinson said the first article was inaccurate as the Facebook post made in relation to the simulated sex act had not been made by him, but by another individual who had access to the account. He also said all three stories breached Clause 1 as he had never been a member of a “far right” organisation.

...and, lost. :D

 
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