Wierd/silly/amusing/good news

[danny la rouge]

Should I spoiler that?

 

[hash tag]

Should I spoiler that?

You could already have spoilt it

 

[DaveCinzano]

All jus, no beans

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

£45.
That made me look up the details. I could potentially do one on the way to my weekly shop to Lidl and get some 'free' shopping.
Sadly it seems you cannot be anonymous, and in 18 years I could have a new teenager knocking on my door every seven days.

I don't have to worry though. Seems my sperm is too old anyway.

 

[krtek a houby]

£45.
That made me look up the details. I could potentially do one on the way to my weekly shop to Lidl and get some 'free' shopping.
Sadly it seems you cannot be anonymous, and in 18 years I could have a new teenager knocking on my door every seven days.

I don't have to worry though. Seems my sperm is too old anyway.

It's stuck in the 80s, that's all

 

[cupid_stunt]

I see sperm donors are getting a rise
BBC News - Money paid to sperm donors rises as UK faces shortage - BBC News

Money paid to sperm donors rises as UK faces shortage

The £10 rise comes into effect in England, Wales and Northern Ireland from 1 October.

www.bbc.co.uk

But what about the Scottish wankers?

danny la rouge ?

Don’t know. I’m not aware of a Scottish wanking scheme. But I’ve had the snip, so I’ve got the goo but not the seeds.

HTH.

Over to Sasaferrato.

 

[krtek a houby]

Over to Sasaferrato.

Sas is the very primordial soup of Scotland, surely

 

[danny la rouge]

Over to Sasaferrato.

There are other Scottish posters who may qualify, but I’m not tagging.

 

[hash tag]

There are other Scottish posters who may qualify, but I’m not tagging.

Name and shame tell

 

[danny la rouge]

Name and shame tell

Let’s see if this works:

@ScottishWankers

 

[cupid_stunt]

Let’s see if this works:

@Sasaferrato

 

[hitmouse]

Think this counts as weird:

Scientists accidentally find deep-sea 'jelly' creatures merged into 'single entity' after injury, revealing bizarre new behavior

Researchers discovered that some comb jellies can fuse their bodies together when injured. The unique adaptation, which involves merging their nervous systems and stomachs, has never been seen in any other species.

www.livescience.com

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Amazing!
So sci-fi

 

[hitmouse]

Not weird or silly, but definitely good news:

Barclays sells all shares in Israeli weapons firm Elbit amid pro-Palestinian pressure

British banking giant has reported zero shares in Israel's Elbit Systems, down 16,345 since a previous filing, after accusations of aiding genocide in Gaza

www.middleeasteye.net

 

[MickiQ]

I see sperm donors are getting a rise
BBC News - Money paid to sperm donors rises as UK faces shortage - BBC News

Money paid to sperm donors rises as UK faces shortage

The £10 rise comes into effect in England, Wales and Northern Ireland from 1 October.

www.bbc.co.uk

This is the first time I've seen this, I honestly never imagined that people could get paid for wanking. Alas I cannot help not only on grounds of age but like other posters, I've had the two bricks therapy.
Having googled it though I can understand why women get paid a lot more for donating eggs, it may not be painful but it definitely seems unpleasant.

 

[hash tag]

Not weird or silly, but definitely good news:

Barclays sells all shares in Israeli weapons firm Elbit amid pro-Palestinian pressure

British banking giant has reported zero shares in Israel's Elbit Systems, down 16,345 since a previous filing, after accusations of aiding genocide in Gaza

www.middleeasteye.net

I bet they are still investing in other arms companies that are still exporting to Israel. I am guessing BAE for one.

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

russia fines googles more than entore world money
amusing at the very least

 

[kalidarkone]

This is the first time I've seen this, I honestly never imagined that people could get paid for wanking. Alas I cannot help not only on grounds of age but like other posters, I've had the two bricks therapy.
Having googled it though I can understand why women get paid a lot more for donating eggs, it may not be painful but it definitely seems unpleasant.

It's very invasive, a GA (General Anaesthetic) is required and there is risk of bleeding and it will be painful for some. That's why women get paid more.

 

[Epona]

It's very invasive, a GA (General Anaesthetic) is required and there is risk of bleeding and it will be painful for some. That's why women get paid more.

Aye, it's a procedure that isn't without medical risk or longer term complications (due to the GA and risk of infection and bleeding) in a way that a man wanking into a jar really isn't in any way shape or form.