Who will die first in Death Race 2021/22: the Queen, Biden or Kim-Jong-Un?

[tim]

Biden never looks terribly hale and there are plenty of well-armed MAGA volk who'd be happy to put him out of his misery; Brenda's extremities are going purple and she's stopped doing stuff; Kim seems to go AWOL on a regular basis and there are continual rumours about his health and there are probably lots of those in his regime who would feel more at ease where he to expire.

 

[8ball]

Biden has a few years left in him, I reckon.

Wouldn’t be surprised if Queenie does too.

 

[AmateurAgitator]

I'm not convinced yet that the queen is on her last legs, or any of the others either. I'll believe it when I see it, so to speak. But I voted for liz coz she is the oldest and seems to be the most frail.

 

[8ball]

I'm not convinced yet that the queen is on her last legs, or any of the others either. I'll believe it when I see it, so to speak. But I voted for liz coz she is the oldest and seems to be the most frail.

Same reasoning here.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I'm not convinced yet that the queen is on her last legs, or any of the others either. I'll believe it when I see it, so to speak. But I voted for liz coz she is the oldest and seems to be the most frail.

Yes, the odds of death increase quite a lot at that age. But then she's got the best medical care money can buy so I wouldn't be surprised if she keeps going for another few years.

 

[8ball]

Yes, the odds of death increase quite a lot at that age. But then she's got the best medical care money can buy so I wouldn't be surprised if she keeps going for another few years.

None of the three will be wanting for medical care tbf.

 

[Humberto]

Aren't they all just figureheads for convincing us to keep working whilst they transfer the wealth of working class labour and the planets resources into the hands of an elitist and intractable class system? Effectively violent totems of our own downfall.

 

[Ax^]

Biden has a more or less hospital level trauma unit in his house,


Queenie will continue to fustrate Charlie for a few more years, with hospital care pre arranged


kim has the less amount of medical care avalable but is the youngest

bit of a crap shoot

 

[8ball]

Aren't they all just figureheads for convincing us to keep working whilst they transfer the wealth of working class labour and the planets resources into the hands of an elitist and intractable class system? Effectively violent totems of our own downfall.

I’m not sure what influence that has on who dies first.

 

[Humberto]

I’m not sure what influence that has on who dies first.

Well it's all nonsense. Or rather, doesn't really matter.

Oh alright.

Kim Jon-Un

 

[8ball]

Well it's all nonsense. Or rather, doesn't really matter.

Oh alright.

Kim Jon-Un

An inconsequential thread on urban?

 

[Ax^]

*gets out scramble crib sheet

 

[pseudonarcissus]

If they all died tomorrow I think we would only find out about Biden’s death …for a while at least

 

[Humberto]

Sub thread thread: Favourite colour deckchair if you were on the Titanic?

 

[Humberto]

Favorite flavour of having your teeth kicked in whilst eating a packet of Quavers?

 

[Ax^]

not prawn cocktail

they are fucking manky...

 

[Carvaged]

It occurred to me that they might all be the same person/lizard. Though that might count as a legit conspiracy

 

[Serge Forward]

Can I have a double on Queen and Biden?

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Can I have a double on Queen and Biden?

Put a new thread up for next year's winners.

https://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/celebrity-death-pool-2022.376638/

 

[NoXion]

My bet is on Crumbling Biden.