Which socks should I wear?

[dessiato]

We have a minor disagreement.

I'm going to be best man at a good friend's wedding next weekend. I'll be wearing a mid-dark grey Boss suit. White shirt, tie as given to me by the groom, to match his. Black shoes. Of course I'll be wearing black socks, as in the pic. But which specifically should I wear?

Over to you urban.



You have one choice, but can change your mind if you wish the poll closes in 7 days.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Toucan.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Flamingo definitely.
Louche but also classy.

 

[neonwilderness]

The Sideshow Bob ones

 

[Steel Icarus]

Flamingo definitely.
Louche but also classy.

Agreed. Flamingos are great.

 

[quimcunx]

Toucan. None of the others have sufficient gravitas.

 

[shifting gears]

Mutant Hasselhoff Baywatch FTW

 

[Pickman's model]

This should be a publick poll

 

[Orang Utan]

None for they are black.
Black socks should only be worn at funerals.

 

[Saul Goodman]

None for they are black.
Black socks should only be worn at funerals.

Is the wrong answer.

 

[neonwilderness]

None for they are black.

They’re probably just very very very very very dark blue.

 

[dessiato]

This should be a publick poll

It won't let me change it.

 

[Pickman's model]

None for they are black.
Black socks should only be worn at funerals.

Twaddle

 

[Pickman's model]

It won't let me change it.

Publick polls should be your default setting

 

[Boudicca]

Why has the hula girl got her pants round her ankles?

Anyway, I still voted for her.

 

[dessiato]

Why has the hula girl got her pants round her ankles?

Anyway, I still voted for her.

I wondered that too.

 

[Epona]

They are like the mullet of of socks if that makes sense - whereas a mullet is "business up front, party at the back", those are "look sensible but have a cheeky little fun thing on them that can be hidden under a trouser cuff"

 

[dessiato]

They are like the mullet of of socks if that makes sense - whereas a mullet is "business up front, party at the back", those are "look sensible but have a cheeky little fun thing on them that can be hidden under a trouser cuff"

That's the point. They'll look sensible, but not be too sensible.

I thought about bright red or yellow, but then I saw these and decided this was a better option.

 

[Epona]

I voted toucan anyway - I like toucans.

 

[moose]

Hula girl's left tit has turned into an arm. Definitely wear her.

 

[Epona]

Hula girl's left tit has turned into an arm. Definitely wear her.

If that is what floats your boat

Honestly, I am sure there are weirder fetishes out there than liking the occasional tit-limb.

 

[moose]

If that is what floats your boat

Honestly, I am sure there are weirder fetishes out there than liking the occasional tit-limb.

You tell tell by her eyebrows that she's amused by this turn of affairs.

 

[Voley]

You tell tell by her eyebrows that she's amused by this turn of affairs.

''I had to laugh. Not only did I have Tit-Arm, my pants fell down.''

 

[andysays]

I wore a flamingo tie for my wedding in February, so my vote is for flamingos.

 

[Sue]

No socks ftw.

 

[Celyn]

One toucan sock and one palm tree.

 

[Baronage-Phase]

Wear a different one on each foot.
For the heck of it

 

[Baronage-Phase]

Oh Celyn.... hadnt seen your post.
Great minds and all that etc etc

 

[Celyn]

I think it must prove I am your long lost twin, or any sister really. So can I have an Irish passport, please?

 

[Orang Utan]

In other sock news:
The new rules of socks: novelty ones are out – but yes you can wear them with sandals