Which Animals are getting away with Murder the most?

[Pickman's model]

How many people did Chas Chandler kill?

 

[Sea Star]

Ah, dogs second. Cats nowhere in sight.

Cats hire dogs to do their hit jobs doncha know?

 

[Sea Star]

Hippos get GREAT PR for the nasty lethal myopic badtempered bastards they are. Years of merchandising infant-centred sweets and yoghurts and mousses have made people think hippos are cuddly friendly gentle giants. But not.

they may not be cuddly but theyre a long way from where i live

 

[Pickman's model]

they may not be cuddly but theyre a long way from where i live

Yeh you just have to deal with jackals

 

[ffsear]

Hippos kill 3000 people a year in Africa on average (Google says)

 

[Pickman's model]

Hippos kill 3000 people a year in Africa on average (Google says)

Hippos for henley

 

[Reno]

All the most gruesome animal attacks I've read about have been committed by chimps, who get great publicity for being cute and funny. They are fond of eye gouging, biting off lips and noses and generally ripping peoples faces off their skulls. Then they go on to biting off hands and feet in attacks which last for ages. If I had to pick, I'd rather get killed by a shark than by a chimp.

 

[Wilf]

All the most gruesome animal attacks I've read about have been committed by chimps, who get great publicity for being cute and funny. They are fond of eye gouging, biting off lips and noses and generally ripping peoples faces off their skulls. Then they go on to biting off hands and feet in attacks which last for ages. If I had to pick, I'd rather get killed by a shark than by a chimp.

Made a right fucking mess of Michael Jackson's face.

 

[tim]

All the most gruesome animal attacks I've read about have been committed by chimps, who get great publicity for being cute and funny. They are fond of eye gouging, biting off lips and noses and generally ripping peoples faces off their skulls. Then they go on to biting off hands and feet in attacks which last for ages. If I had to pick, I'd rather get killed by a shark than by a chimp.

But, to be fair, they will make you a nice cup of tea once they've calmed down.

 

[Wilf]

But, to be fair, they will make you a nice cup of tea once they've calmed down.

Aye, but things can get a bit tense if you ask for decaff.

 

[Calamity1971]

On a more serious note. Read this years ago, cried and applauded the animals in equal amount. You have to admire the rampaging elephants who refuse to be trained. I'm too quick to forget who has treated me like shite, they don't. So they get my vote. THE ROSE-TINTED MENAGERIE - A History of Animals in Entertainment

 

[NoXion]

All the most gruesome animal attacks I've read about have been committed by chimps, who get great publicity for being cute and funny. They are fond of eye gouging, biting off lips and noses and generally ripping peoples faces off their skulls. Then they go on to biting off hands and feet in attacks which last for ages. If I had to pick, I'd rather get killed by a shark than by a chimp.

Indeed. Fuck chimps, they're bloody psychopaths.

 

[Wilf]

Indeed. Fuck chimps, they're bloody psychopaths.

Yeah, fuck 'em, sign language cunts.

 

[pengaleng]

fuckin drowzee

 

[antimata]

the caged ones that wait and strike.

id give them a free pass all day.....for any reason.

 

[Casually Red]

next time he does it, slap his bald head and shout ''KARMA! LOL!''.