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What's The Best Film Most People Have Never Seen?

El Topo

Completely hatstand, makes no sense to anyone not on psychedelics and is, almost certainly, a total load of hippy bollocks. :D

But it's still pretty, um, 'unique'.
 
Johnny Get His Gun is one of the greatest anti-war films - it knocks the likes of Paths Of Glory, Coming Home, The Dear Hunter and Platoon into a cocked hat
 
Dark city was very good, but I couldn't help but think the baddies could have been much better. Having the Crystal Maze guy didn't help. He's just way too camp.
 
I would say that John Woo's Bullet in the Head has not been seen by enough people, but I wouldn't say it the best film most people have never seen - I'm always surprised by what people have not seen anyway.

I guess on here people have seen a lot, but your everyday bod won't have seen many many classics.

If I polled my office I would guess over 90% of people wouldn't have seen the seven samurai, or Citizen kane, and certainly not the Thin Red Line.
 
Wait Until Dark
Blind Audrey Hepburn fends off murderous thugs in extended home invasion scenario.

The People Under The Stairs
Class war, incest and zombies in the ghetto, Wes Craven style.

The First Great Train Robbery
Michael Crichton's chutzpah-filled Victorian heist movie, with Sean Connery, Donald Sutherland, Lesley-Anne Down, Michael Elphick, a dead cat, Wayne Sleep as Clean Willy, the "Twenty Mile An Hour Club", statue-based innuendo, a brilliant Jerry Goldsmith score and a happy ending.

Robbery
Peter Yates's calling card for Hollywood - a rough and tumble, fast-moving analogue of the Linslade job, with Stanley Baker leading the gang.

The Abominable Dr Phibes
Organ-playing scientist Vincent Price wreaks revenge on the doctors he blames for his wife's death, in grand guignol style, assisted by mute companion Virginia North.

Savior
Early doors 'clash of civilisations' flick, with Dennis Quaid's US serviceman losing his family to Islamic bombers, then ending up in Bosnia as a Cetnik.

Defence Of The Realm
Gabriel Byrne as a tabloid hack in a less pretentious, more compact State Of Play-style political thriller.

Das Experiment
Oliver Hirschbiegel's pre-Der Untergang Nazi metaphor, conceived around a German version of the Stanford prison experiment.

Theatre Of Blood
Ham acting thespian Vincent Price wreaks revenge on the critics he blames for his dead career, in grand guignol style, assisted by daughter Diana Rigg.
 
Not read thread proper yet so apologies if they've been nombed:

The Loved One

Evelyn Waugh's satire of the L.A funeral business brought to filum.

Newly arrived in Hollywood from England, Dennis Barlow finds he has to arrange his uncle's internment at the highly-organised and very profitable Whispering Glades funeral parlour. His fancy is caught by one of their cosmeticians, Aimee Thanatogenos. But he has three problems - the strict rules of owner Blessed Reverand Glenworthy, the rivalry of embalmer Mr Joyboy, and the shame of now working himself at The Happy Hunting Ground pets' memorial home. Rod Steiger's finest effort IMO.

Excalibur

Boorman's take on Mallory's Le Morte d'Arthur. Magical, romantic nonsense filmed in luscious Ireland with, well, lots of Irish peoples and Boormans' family. Incredible performance by Nicol Williamson as Merlin and a sensational Helen Mirren as Morgana *wanks*

The Keep

The director's cut is the one to see (Michael Mann!) as it has a better ending. Interesting that the edited version is a tragic ending, dunno what went on there. Anyway...

Nazis guard a citadel that harbours a dangerous force that starts wreaking havoc and death upon them, forcing an uneasy alliance with a Jewish professional who can stop it..

Great horror set in the Romanian mountains but filmed in...Wales. Great cast including Scott Glen, Jurgen Prochnow, Gabriel Byrne, Ian McKellen.

Do I need to put Kind Hearts and Coronets?

One would hope that most of the cunts on here would have seen it.
 
Gingerman: I agree, Thief is a fine film. Caan is a very effective lead in it.

I do rather like Excalibur. Was never too sure about Terry's accent though.

I have fond memories of The Keep, but I haven't seen it for many years.

As for Kind Hearts And Coronets, one would hope that you wouldn't need to put it on the list, but still.
 
[*]The 5000 Fingers Of Dr T
Dr Seuss-inspired fantasy, with a little boy forced to play the piano imagining his teacher Doctor Terwilliker to be evil genius Dr T, chaining 500 children to his monstrous keyboard.
Jello Biafra's favourite film

[*]The Three Burials Of Melquiades Estrada
Modern day cowboy Tommy Lee Jones takes his dead friend's body back to Mexico to fulfill a promise.

[*]Tales Of Terror
A delightful Edgar Allan Poe-derived Vincent Price portmanteau horror, the best of which is 'The Black Cat', with VP as a wine taster who becomes involved with alcoholic wastrel Peter Lorre and his wife.
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you appear to be a man of very good taste
 
Notre Histoire
The Big Silence
O Lucky Man!
Silent Running

These are all great films that lots of people should see - none of them a masterpiece, but all fantastic.
 
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