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What to do with two massive tins of baked beans?

Donate them to a soup kitchen and spend less than a quid on three tins of Tesco value ones for your own home, no what to do dilemma plus the feel good factor of not wasting food and helping someone less fortunate? Just a thought

There's no way those beans are going to be wasted. Someone will eat them.
 
Set your phone (camera) up on a tripod, and pour the beans over your naked body, whilst chanting "I'm doing this for Boris!"... and upload it to YouTwat.

I am considering the art angle.

A performance artist who used his nose to roll a monkey nut for seven miles has announced his next stunt - turning himself into a full English breakfast.

Mark McGowan, from Peckham, south east London, has said he will sit in a bath of baked beans, with two chips up his nose and sausages wrapped around his head for 12 days to celebrate English culture and food.

From 2008.
 
Once you've had the beans you can make adult sized tin can stilts.

 
Once you've had the beans you can make adult sized tin can stilts.



Or a massive phone

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Another vote for donating them from me.
I've had similar, in that I was donated 12 big catering tins of beans for a surplus food project I run. They're too big to hand out, and decanting would involve buying jars and substantially reduce their shelf life. I sent 6 of them to the HS2 protest camp last week and will hold on to the others until I hear of a group doing any holiday hunger projects for school kids during the holidays.
 
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