What sort of sick individual would do this?

[Mrs Miggins]

And the ham would pop out when you bit in to it!

A very good point Ms Wag!!

 

[Geri]

That's just ridiculous

Made me smile though because I'm glad there are others in the world who want things just as they want them and can see no reasonable logic as to why anyone would want it any other way

That girl needs to take lessons in customer service. The manager had to tell her to do it my way in the end!

 

[ringo]

They cut the baguette along the top -

Cutting baguettes along the top is really annoying. Your mouth is horizontal, not vertical, you have to turn your head sideways to bite it and then all the filling falls out. Crucifixion's too good for them.

 

[tarannau]

There was an incident recently with a local sandwich shop, which has led to me not being able to go there anymore as I'm sure they think I'm a freak.

You know, if I want a ham & coleslaw baguette, is it that weird to want the ham put in first?

A little bit, the coleslaw moistens the bread and then the ham would be on top to prevent the coleslaw squirting out. Better also to let the coleslaw touch, particularly if being spread, the bread rather than meat, avoiding any cross contamination risk. From a logical, catering perspective the coleslaw first, ham after order seems to be correct.

But cutting the baguette on the top strikes me as wrong though

 

[Ozric]

Cutting baguettes along the top is really annoying. Your mouth is horizontal, not vertical, you have to turn your head sideways to bite it and then all the filling falls out. Crucifixion's too good for them.

I'm sure this is an Americanism as they cut there soft squidgy roll things top downwards before addin a stick of MRM and some colouring....red or yellow.

 

[Badgers]

I got back to my desk to start eating it and when I got into the middle of the potato I discovered that instead of using butter on the potato they have used mayonnaise

I just sicked in my mouth a bit

 

[stuff_it]

What's wrong with mayo?

Tis the devil's spunk.

 

[Badgers]

Name and shame the cafe Nipsla

 

[ringo]

Mayo lolly anyone?

Or straight from the bottle?

 

[colacubes]

It's so long ago I can't actually remember. It is in the locale of Tower Bridge though so watch yourselves out there people

 

[Miss Caphat]

I have no problem with mayo, BUT it is not to be used in place of butter or margarine, that's just sick. bleurgh.

sour cream is good on potatoes though.

 

[trashpony]

Mayo and cheese is a vom combo from hell. Actually the only thing mayo goes with is egg. It shouldn't be put anywhere near tuna either. Or chips. Or any of the 101 abominations people think constitute 'food'.

I just fucking hate the stuff but glad you got a refund. Three years ago

 

[editor]

Go back to the cafe, ask to see the manager and shove the stinkin' mayo spud right in their fucking chops. That'll learn him/her.

 

[kittyP]

Name and shame the cafe Nipsla

When I saw the thread OP and the date, I SOOOOOOO knew it would be you that bumped it!!!!