Orang Utan
They cannot crucify you if your hand is in a fist
I think I can guess who that is, unless all of your exes are book snobsI remember an ex of mine always flaming me about Jilly Cooper but I'd always come back at him with the 'Have you read one? Then shut up!' line. So one day he read one, and I shit you not, he ended up borrowing the lot from me!
Want to borrow my copy of Riders?