Thimble Queen
Called away to another place
FIT. Best pub roast beef I've ever had. Pricey tho.
Tulse Hill news, chitter chatter and gossip
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FIT. Best pub roast beef I've ever had. Pricey tho.
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Why do they have seats for people with tiny arses? My arse is tiny, but it still aint tiny enough for those daft stools.
clandestino
no llevar papel
Yes - I was heartbroken to see that all of the contents were still intact. The guy didn't even try to sell on his stock - he just closed the door and walked away.
Thimble Queen
Called away to another place
Yes - I was heartbroken to see that all of the contents were still intact. The guy didn't even try to sell on his stock - he just closed the door and walked away.
I know a shopkeeper who had to do that. It's such a hard decision to make. Lost their home and everything
Hope hardware man finds his feet again soon.
Maharani
Just like Heaven
I have. They serve their food out of tin plates though! I'm not a cowgirl. The veggie burger was nice. Had a roast there yet?
discobastard
Well-Known Member
Not a roast, though am a big fan of the pulled pork burger (though their BBQ sauce isn't as good as mine). And I know this sounds wanky but the olives they have in there are bloody lovely.
Maharani
Just like Heaven
I love the word 'wanky'. It's so underused.
Nanker Phelge
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Cunts. Tiny arse seat cunts.
Maharani
Just like Heaven
I think the running theme of this thread is that pub staff are generally shite in tulse hill. Smick - the customer is ALWAYS right.
Nanker Phelge
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The Tulse Hill thread has kinda become the Tulse Hill Pub Thread
ringo
Macaroni cheese controller
Not been back since they told me they couldn't start a tab without permission from the bar manager. Then the boss turned up, looked at us and said no to the tab. Yeah fuck you too, cunty.
Maharani
Just like Heaven
Wanky cunts
discobastard
Well-Known Member
From olives to wanky cunts in only 8 posts. That's Tulse Hill for you 
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Nose in the air, looking down at us, spunkless ball bags!!!
Maharani
Just like Heaven
We're a good bunch...From olives to wanky cunts in only 8 posts. That's Tulse Hill for you
Nanker Phelge
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I aint going to eat there...they put dinner and afters on the same plate...man!!!!!
Lazy cunts...trying to save on the washing up...
Worse than that duck egg place putting red peppers on my breakfast!!!!
Lazy cunts...trying to save on the washing up...
Worse than that duck egg place putting red peppers on my breakfast!!!!
Maharani
Just like Heaven
Is that a cheesy fried banana with peach slices?? Looks weird.I aint going to eat there...they put dinner and afters on the same plate...man!!!!!
Lazy cunts...trying to save on the washing up...
Worse than that duck egg place putting red peppers on my breakfast!!!!
Nanker Phelge
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fish and a tin a peaches innit...
It isn't going to stop me going back. In fact, I didn't even make anything of a fuss, but I won't forget and will complain to as many people as will listen to me.
The first time there was some disinterested gimp too busy watching the rugby to take an order. I'm waiting and waiting. There was an array of craft beers, from Gipsy Hill, Brixton, wherever, in a display on the bar. I lifted one to have a look at it and he suddenly came to life as if I was attempting to steal it. It was sitting right on the bar, I didn't even have to reach for it. "Are you buying that?" he asks. "I don't think so" I replied and then he looks at me with a thick face until I put it down and then asks "So what do you want?".
Second time a nicer guy but I order a pint of Guinness, a glass of juice, a glass of wine, some chips, a kid's meal. Comes to £21. Fair enough. Pay with my debit card, he hands over the drinks but no wine. "You've forgot the wine" I said. "So I did" says he and goes and pours the wine and brings it back and says "you're going to have to pay an extra £5 for the wine". "Was it not included in what I have already given you?" "Hmm let me see". Goes over to the till, pushes a few buttons, comes back, apologises. It transpires he hadn't forgotten to charge me for it but had forgotten to pour it and then had forgotten that he had charged me. Two foul ups, one with not getting the wine, one with trying to double charge me.
Both times I didn't tell my wife when I got back to the table so she is not aware that I am pissed off with them so will want to keep going there. Also, just to be able to go for a pint of an afternoon is a good thing, and there are not many pubs she will go to, so better not to badmouth this place to her.
We go there, my wife has a glass of wine, I have two pints, get a kid's meal for our daughter and then we can eat late on Saturday night, even get a Saffron, and not worry about cooking for her.
The first time there was some disinterested gimp too busy watching the rugby to take an order. I'm waiting and waiting. There was an array of craft beers, from Gipsy Hill, Brixton, wherever, in a display on the bar. I lifted one to have a look at it and he suddenly came to life as if I was attempting to steal it. It was sitting right on the bar, I didn't even have to reach for it. "Are you buying that?" he asks. "I don't think so" I replied and then he looks at me with a thick face until I put it down and then asks "So what do you want?".
Second time a nicer guy but I order a pint of Guinness, a glass of juice, a glass of wine, some chips, a kid's meal. Comes to £21. Fair enough. Pay with my debit card, he hands over the drinks but no wine. "You've forgot the wine" I said. "So I did" says he and goes and pours the wine and brings it back and says "you're going to have to pay an extra £5 for the wine". "Was it not included in what I have already given you?" "Hmm let me see". Goes over to the till, pushes a few buttons, comes back, apologises. It transpires he hadn't forgotten to charge me for it but had forgotten to pour it and then had forgotten that he had charged me. Two foul ups, one with not getting the wine, one with trying to double charge me.
Both times I didn't tell my wife when I got back to the table so she is not aware that I am pissed off with them so will want to keep going there. Also, just to be able to go for a pint of an afternoon is a good thing, and there are not many pubs she will go to, so better not to badmouth this place to her.
We go there, my wife has a glass of wine, I have two pints, get a kid's meal for our daughter and then we can eat late on Saturday night, even get a Saffron, and not worry about cooking for her.
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
What do you do on Sunday?
Maharani
Just like Heaven
Maybe you should take your 'saffron' order in there next time...that'll learn them.
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Throw hot spice in their eyes!
Cartoon Man
Active Member
Breaking news again - last night the Railway shut at 11, and I was told it had been totally empty all night. The bar staff told me they were embarrassed and unhappy with the price increases, and the (surely coincidental) loss of trade, and that they were going to petition the owners. My girlfriend's in there right now and texted to say that the prices are suddenly back to the way they were. Funny old world...
Maharani
Just like Heaven
Well, blow me down with a feather! That's cheeky but at least they've readjusted. It just goes to show the power of the punter...
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Power of the bonkers alcoholics more like
Thimble Queen
Called away to another place
I wonder if they will sort the meal prices out? Steak went from £17/18 up to £22. That's bonkers considering it's just a pub. You can get a well fit steak at Iberico for £8.50 inc chips and salad
It's maybe some form of a Rainman OCD thing, but I like to have fish and chips on a Friday, Indian on a Saturday and roast dinner on a Sunday. And lots of drink in between.
Thank you for asking the question which lets me express my most boring banalities. I'm sure someone out there on thon internet is interested.
