The Voice UK (BBC1)

[zoooo]

I LOVED Will's song with his final contestant last year. This one just felt a bit cobbled together - despite being one of my favourite songs.

 

[Mr Moose]

Paloma Faith = style over substance

Not my cup of tea, but she can really sing. Hell yeah.

 

[Mr Moose]

Tough on Jamie. Good singer, triffic lad. Triffic.

 

[harpo]

Well I didn't expect that.

 

[trashpony]

Not my cup of tea, but she can really sing. Hell yeah.

Do you think? I think her voice is distinctly average. She can hold a tune but that's about it.

Jamie

Bloody Christina Marie's going to win I reckon. Shouty shouty

 

[twentythreedom]

I thought he might win tbh, he's better than Jermain. I hope Christina wins

 

[zoooo]

I think Jamie was let down by doing an old song that no one young probably knows. I didn't even realise what song it was until half way through.

 

[harpo]

Jermain has been consistently exceptional. I think I will go against my usual principle of not voting in these things and place a vote. Christina marie is just too shouty and generic.

 

[clicker]

I think i want sally out of this lot...unless jermain suprises me with an inspired song choice.

 

[Mr Moose]

Do you think? I think her voice is distinctly average. She can hold a tune but that's about it.

Jamie

Bloody Christina Marie's going to win I reckon. Shouty shouty

She's way above average. And that's hardly just me saying so. Taste is a whole other thing.

 

[trashpony]

I haven't heard her sing that before but it was pretty good. I just hate the way they all fucking warble

 

[Mr Moose]

I think i want sally out of this lot...unless jermain suprises me with an inspired song choice.

Yeh I agree. Sally has been good, but she's not as good as the other two.

 

[Mr Moose]

I haven't heard her sing that before but it was pretty good. I just hate the way they all fucking warble

Warbling is a blight upon the age. If I had a time machine I'd fix it so Mariah Carey never got her first break.

 

[trashpony]

She's way above average. And that's hardly just me saying so. Taste is a whole other thing.

I disagree. It's not an empirical evidence thing. I think her voice is thin. She's a great performer though.

A lot of artists aren't great singers!

 

[harpo]

This is a very good song for jermain as long as he resists the urge to scooby.

 

[Mr Moose]

You'd be made up if Jermain was your son wouldn't you? Huge personality and talent, clever and humble. Total dude.

 

[harpo]

Well, I have voted. It really has to be jermain to win.

 

[cybertect]

WTF is this?

 

[Mr Moose]

The vote has been verified by the UN

 

[Daisy Backayard]

Backside!

 

[harpo]

Yes!

 

[trashpony]

Yay!
Will I Am is actually pretty good at those motivational speeches

 

[Mr Moose]

Hackney did good.

 

[cybertect]

Result!

 

[zoooo]

D'aww.

 

[Daisy Backayard]

And now for a series of endless lectures

 

[Mr Moose]

I'm gonna say it, mad as it is, that was all pretty good.

Same place next year then.

 

[harpo]

And I hope he does also make it politics. What a marvellous young man.

 

[zoooo]

It'd be nice to have a properly well dressed prime minister.

 

[Mr Moose]

And I hope he does also make it politics. What a marvellous young man.

I can't say I care if he makes it in Politics, but I do hope he doesn't end up in the smutty papers caught in a taxi sniffing coke through a rolled up £50 note off a prostitute's bottom.