The Voice UK (BBC1)

[barney_pig]

Bizzl was awful

 

[trashpony]

That was dull

 

[Mr Moose]

Might be getting tired of Sally. It's not right I know, but I'm not sure how much more I want to see her.

 

[Mr Moose]

Christina Marie has a great voice, but would I be an old fuddy duddy if I requested better diction please?

 

[Mr Moose]

Oh god Lee is shit beyond belief.

 

[zoooo]

I couldn't hear what one word of that song was. He needs to learn to enunciate.

 

[zoooo]

Christina Marie has a great voice, but would I be an old fuddy duddy if I requested better diction please?

Oh, apparently this is a theme of the evening!

 

[Mr Moose]

That's nothing. Will.i.am's latest single has the lyric 'Need a shit, need a shit.'

 

[Mr Moose]

Ok. Jamie was good. Like dope.

 

[zoooo]

Why is Jermain recreating a 90s East 17 video?

That was weird.

 

[twentythreedom]

So do we know who we want to win this thing yet?

 

[twentythreedom]

Anyone see will.i.am and Joanna Lumley on telly last night? Was quite good tbf

 

[clicker]

Sophie mae...my fave tonight.

 

[butchersapron]

15p a minute. Where is the money from this publicly funded show going?

 

[twentythreedom]

15p a minute. Where is the money from this publicly funded show going?

Up some BBC execs' noses

 

[1927]

Omg! This rendition of Let's Dance is criminally painful,,,

 

[Mr Moose]

Sophie mae...my fave tonight.

I'm going to assume your ears are full of mud from the recent inundations.

 

[butchersapron]

flow-EURGHS

 

[trashpony]

Sophie Mae sounded like a bad karaoke; Jermaine sounded like he was singing a different song. Awful

 

[Mr Moose]

15p a minute. Where is the money from this publicly funded show going?

Tbf no telecoms company is going to do it for nothing for the BBC. If the call is less than a min then it's a price you pay for such rare talent to be heard.

 

[butchersapron]

ohh raly umme! Fuh yuag!

 

[Mr Moose]

ohh raly umme! Fuh yuag!

That's easy for you to say.

 

[clicker]

Hmm lets dance was shite...loved her dress in prev song tho...i know thats shallow but i can get shallower i reckon . The girl with the fringe can belt out but whole staging reminds me of a big haired 1980's Heart tribute night in walthamstow.

 

[Mr Moose]

It's an endless barrage of old folks music i.e. old gits of my age.

 

[1927]

Team Tom is on a different planet to the rest.

 

[Mr Moose]

Blimey is Shakira miming?

 

[felixthecat]

Blimey is Shakira miming?

I got that impression too

But blimey, she's gorgeous.

 

[Mr Moose]

I got that impression too

But blimey, she's gorgeous.

And off her trolley I bet.

 

[barney_pig]

The presenters on this should be shot.

 

[Mr Moose]

Bizzie unlucky but that's the downside of being a copper in Liverpool.