The Voice UK (BBC1)

[spanglechick]

will and tom's teams sing individually to face the public vote. jessie and dickface's teams are safe, but do group numbers.

 

[wtfftw]

Dickface.

 

[twentythreedom]

That's O'Dickface actually. Anyway, it's Saturday, it's 7 o'clock!!

 

[twentythreedom]

Fucking hell!!

 

[twentythreedom]

I'm going to add a facepalm.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

That was great ! But there was only one real "voice" in that line up. Bows down to The Jones!!

 

[wtfftw]

Due to shit health and being indoors I'm watching. Live.

That performance was underwhelming.

 

[twentythreedom]

I'm with Qoggy, all bow down before The Jones

 

[twentythreedom]

So, what's the crack tonight, do us plebs get to vote?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I have no idea. Anyone?

 

[Mr Moose]

Big range. Up there with me.

 

[wtfftw]

I don't know the format. Public votes of some sort tho.

 

[twentythreedom]

Holly's jugs have shrunk

 

[magneze]

They were all out of sync with the music and Tom Jones was about 10 times louder.

 

[magneze]

Ok, how did this guy get through again? Oh yes, he couldn't sing. Still can't. W.T.F. as I said last week.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

They were all out of sync with the music and Tom Jones was about 10 times louder.

They were shite

Don't like this one singing either

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

and I wish they'd stop using stupid dancers. I hate dancers

 

[twentythreedom]

That cunt can fuck off, what a plum

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Not really keen on either of the first two - Sam has a good voice but is very annoying

 

[twentythreedom]

She's quite sweet, that one. Hope she does well.

 

[wtfftw]

This Adam one reminds me of Russell Howard.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Strange song choice

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Strange song choice

Yeah - it was nice to hear a different style not just warbly X Factor but I am not sure it was the right choice. He didn't really have the power in his voice.

 

[zoooo]

It felt like he was talking it, he only sang on one or two lines.

 

[Mr Moose]

Strange song choice

Yep he's nowhere near able to do it. Should have done 'Times like these' or something more melodic. But he's not in the same league as the first act.

 

[twentythreedom]

Jaz can sing init. He might win...

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

That was nice

 

[Saffy]

He just didn't have enough grunt to do the Foo fighters song.

I like this bloke now...smooth.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Jaz can sing init. He might win...

That was nice

Yup. I really like his voice. Beautiful gospel style tone.

 

[zoooo]

Ooh yes, that's more like it.