The Virgin Mary

[krtek a houby]

Oh really? I haven’t read the thread so I have missed. Curious about what makes one a real or fake Catholic.

Then again I have always found any inter-faith disputes particularly amusing. In true Life of Brian fashion, it often seems that the various splinter factions of Christianity see each other as far more heretical and hateful than even other faiths. I wish God would come down from Heaven and settle the argument.

And then somebody could do a citizen's arrest on the fucker.

 

[Humberto]

And then somebody could do a citizen's arrest on the fucker.

Drag queens as bridesmaids?

 

[Humberto]

Narrow is the way.

 

[Humberto]

Oh really? I haven’t read the thread so I have missed. Curious about what makes one a real or fake Catholic.

Then again I have always found any inter-faith disputes particularly amusing. In true Life of Brian fashion, it often seems that the various splinter factions of Christianity see each other as far more heretical and hateful than even other faiths. I wish God would come down from Heaven and settle the argument.

You just said what side you are on.

 

[Humberto]

What you say is what you profess is what your about.

 

[Humberto]

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[JimW]

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Rather than inspired by one of the evangelists, I think that's by a prophet, because one Isiah than the other. I thang yew.

 

[ID47]

I’m not pouring gasoline on low flames nor engaging in ad hominem arguments. I’ve never seen an Internet forum where threads like this go well

Indeed, we need a fatwa against such things.

 

[Humberto]

Here's an idea and commandment:

Philippians 4:6
Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God.

 

[Humberto]

If you ain't the fellowship of christ you are anti-christ

It's JFC Jesus fucking Christ this and that.

Telling you now. You're fucked.

 

[krtek a houby]

Lol

 

[krtek a houby]

If you ain't the fellowship of christ you are anti-christ

It's JFC Jesus fucking Christ this and that.

Telling you now. You're fucked.

Ok Ian, but I prefer refer the fellowship of the rings, tbf.

This violent threat-inspiring Jesus you mention doesn't sound anything like the Christ who's all about love, peace and feeding the meek.

 

[Humberto]

Ok Ian, but I prefer refer the fellowship of the rings, tbf.

This violent threat-inspiring Jesus you mention doesn't sound anything like the Christ who's all about love, peace and feeding the meek.

Calling your maker and redeemer 'Jesus Fucking Christ' has consequences.

lol a lol

 

[krtek a houby]

Calling your maker and redeemer 'Jesus Fucking Christ' has consequences.

lol a lol

Neither you nor your vengeful Jesus get to threaten me, silly.

 

[Humberto]

Neither you nor your vengeful Jesus get to threaten me, silly.

Think you are stretching 'threaten' good comrade/witchfinder.

 

[krtek a houby]

Think you are stretching 'threaten' good comrade/witchfinder.

You reckon?

Telling you now. You're fucked.

Calling your maker and redeemer 'Jesus Fucking Christ' has consequences.

 

[Humberto]

You reckon?

I haven't threatened you. Eveyone here can see that.

 

[krtek a houby]

I haven't threatened you. Eveyone here can see that.

Explain what those posts mean, then.

Who exactly is fucked? What will be the consequences? Who is the sectarian antichrist nonsense aimed at?

 

[Humberto]

Explain what those posts mean, then.

Who exactly is fucked? What will be the consequences? Who is the sectarian antichrist nonsense aimed at?

Nah your begging for attention. I've answered that and you've shown your stupid arse. Again.

 

[krtek a houby]

Nah your begging for attention. I've answered that and you've shown your stupid arse. Again.

It would seem you're the one crying out for help.

Fire and brimstone and booze aren't a great mix.

Get your shit together.

 

[Humberto]

edit: he's a ramblin agin

 

[kabbes]

Statistically, more than twice as many people agree that Jesus is not the messiah than agree that he is. The odds suggest that I should avoid pissing off the real Gods by worshiping this false one.

 

[danski]

Seems like religion is a great way to bring people together

 

[Humberto]

"There'll be wars and rumours of wars."

Same old shit.

End times will be something else.

 

[Happy Tree]

If I can be more tolerant of my cat than God is of humans then that suggests there's something awry.

 

[Silas Loom]

Back on topic, I think that the impending disestablishment and schisms of the Church of England will overall be good for the Blessed Virgin Mary. Evangelicals and Anglo-Catholics will polarise: more Alpha courses and grim Christian soft rock on the one side, but far more attention to obscure saints and Jesus’s mum from the odd ducks who signed up for the clergy because of the opportunities for dressing up.