The police want a watercannon

[Fozzie Bear]

Yes but two hundred grand is a lot to spend on something you're not going to use.

Well it's a piss in the ocean compared to nukes, right?

 

[FridgeMagnet]

at point blank range in the face pls

Up the bum.

 

[flypanam]

In the nuts.

I hope they make it a public spectacle.

 

[DotCommunist]

string him up on that zip line again and let the yoot dem control the cannon. It'd be like a giant boris-shaped pinata only instead of sweets falling out it will be seven shades of shit from one end and pleas for clemency from the other

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

tbf with Boris doing this now, May could well wait until he's handed over the cash and then fuck him off; they are both lining up for a pop at the top job after all.

 

[jakethesnake]

tbf with Boris doing this now, May could well wait until he's handed over the cash and then fuck him off; they are both lining up for a pop at the top job after all.

Johnson is a cunt but he is a very astute politician. He has May fucked on this already: if she goes for water cannon then he looks to be setting the agenda with her following along behind and if she refuses water cannon she risks alienating the hang em and flog em section of her party while strengthening Johnson's position with the cunts. On top of this he gets to set up a wacky photo op. I hope he gets his eye scooped out.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Take aim with your water canon & fuck Boris up!

http://games.usvsth3m.com/the-water-cannon-boris-johnson-game/

 

[weltweit]

Someone on the radio said they aren't very mobile, take a while to get to the scene etc ... cost lots to maintain as well ..

Still, if they give Boris a photo opportunity I suppose someone will be happy.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Someone on the radio said they aren't very mobile..

Won't be mobile at all when they're on fire.

 

[weltweit]

Won't be mobile at all when they're on fire.

I would have thought setting something that is full of water, on fire, might be a challenge.

 

[MrSki]

Sohpie Khan & Co Solicitors instructed to pursue judicial review against decision to purchase water cannon.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

I would have thought setting something that is full of water, on fire, might be a challenge.

You'd be no good come a revolution.

 

[Pickman's model]

Johnson is a cunt but he is a very astute politician. He has May fucked on this already: if she goes for water cannon then he looks to be setting the agenda with her following along behind and if she refuses water cannon she risks alienating the hang em and flog em section of her party while strengthening Johnson's position with the cunts. On top of this he gets to set up a wacky photo op. I hope he gets his eye scooped out.

i have a blunt spoon you can borrow for the job

 

[DotCommunist]

I would have thought setting something that is full of water, on fire, might be a challenge.

you only need to stop it moving really.

 

[friedaweed]

You water cannoned Boris Johnson 22 times.
Then ran out of time. Good work!

 

[free spirit]

I'm not quite sure how this works given that the Assembly voted against them. Of course it could be that the Assembly is useless, but it could also be Boris bullshit.

I bet the mayor has a discretionary spending limit, and these just happen to fall below that limit, and he can say that the vote was against units costing £2million, so it was a different proposition. Or something like that.

 

[NoXion]

Beat ya:

You water cannoned Boris Johnson 28 times.
Then ran out of time. Good work!

 

[existentialist]

I would have thought setting something that is full of water, on fire, might be a challenge.

Not all of it is full of water. The fuel tanks, for example, aren't. Well, not before they've been sabotaged, anyway.

 

[SikhWarrioR]

Take aim with your water canon & fuck Boris up!

http://games.usvsth3m.com/the-water-cannon-boris-johnson-game/

My best score on this was 23 hits on boris

 

[Roadkill]

Good old Steve Bell.

 

[Dogsauce]

Will they be sponsored by Barclays? Who gets the rights?

 

[A380]

 

[MrSki]

That doesn't seem to have much more power than a super soaker

I think BJ must have seen this and thought "I won't three"

 

[existentialist]

That doesn't seem to have much more power than a super soaker

I think BJ must have seen this and thought "I won't three"

I hope that people somewhere are looking at countermeasures against these machines. I suspect that tackling them head-on is never going to be a winner, but they must have soft spots, weak points, etc. There must be ways of disabling or inconveniencing them, but they need thinking through and finding out.

 

[weltweit]

I hope that people somewhere are looking at countermeasures against these machines. I suspect that tackling them head-on is never going to be a winner, but they must have soft spots, weak points, etc. There must be ways of disabling or inconveniencing them, but they need thinking through and finding out.

 

[gamerunknown]

I hope that people somewhere are looking at countermeasures against these machines. I suspect that tackling them head-on is never going to be a winner, but they must have soft spots, weak points, etc. There must be ways of disabling or inconveniencing them, but they need thinking through and finding out.

I went to a talk by "Defend the Right to Protest" on these and they've been in use in Turkey for quite a while. A Turkish student revealed that at first they were able to just spray paint the periscope/viewport. Later they electrified the exterior. Next round - rubber body suits I assume.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

The water cannon at the centre of the row between Boris Johnson and Theresa May are being phased out in Germany amid concerns about their safety. The London mayor claimed he had struck a bargain with the secondhand water cannon he bought from the German federal police this week. But the two-decade old Wasserwerfer 9000 model he secured are being gradually phased out in Germany because of concerns about its safety.

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...n-water-cannon-safety-fears-wasserwerfer-9000

Way to go Boris!

 

[Treacle Toes]

A little light relief:

Boris Johnson has volunteered to be sprayed by a water cannon. Can you help?

http://games.usvsth3m.com/the-water-cannon-boris-johnson-game/

 

[Favelado]

A little light relief:

Boris Johnson has volunteered to be sprayed by a water cannon. Can you help?

http://games.usvsth3m.com/the-water-cannon-boris-johnson-game/

There are some cities where we're begging for water cannon in summer you know.

 

[krink]

A little light relief:

Boris Johnson has volunteered to be sprayed by a water cannon. Can you help?

http://games.usvsth3m.com/the-water-cannon-boris-johnson-game/

I can't get this game to work past the 'you've got 30 seconds' screen. should i just piss on the real boris?