The mendacious Daily Express

[Mezzer]

As I check Google News regularly, which is an amalgam of news from various outlets, I unfortunately have to read this shit (well, the headlines anyway) daily. This is their latest, and there’s obviously no Brexit connection whatsoever. We’ve not paid our bills, but hey, they’re only foreigners and so normal rules don’t apply….

Brexit war erupts as Boris facing fresh row with judges

BORIS JOHNSON is ready to lock horns with courts over Brexit once again as he pushes for a new EU deal which removes the role of the European Court of Justice completely.

www.express.co.uk

Brexit LIVE: Macron sent packing as French back down to Patel's £54million threat​

 

[Badgers]

Any update on Diana?

 

[Serge Forward]

Still dead.

 

[platinumsage]

Any update on Diana?

Here's a few mentions from the past 48 hours:

Meghan Markle’s handbag sells out online after NYC visit

MEGHAN MARKLE has again proven how her impact on the fashion industry is immediate, as the bag she recently wore in New York has sold out online within hours.

www.express.co.uk

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry will NOT return for Diana party

MEGHAN MARKLE and Prince Harry will not be returning to the UK this month for a party to honour the Duke's late mother.

www.express.co.uk

Prince Charles 'smashed a window' on a trip to Diana's childhood home

PRINCE Charles was in "such a mood" during a trip to Althorp that he broke a window in his frustration to get some air.

www.express.co.uk

Meghan and Diana were both 'blamed for everything'

MEGHAN Markle and Princess Diana were both "struggling to cope" with the pressures of life within the Royal Family during the early years of their marriages.

www.express.co.uk

New Diana film Spencer branded ‘really cruel’

PRINCE HARRY and William "will be very angry" with a new film about Princess Diana, Spencer, a royal expert has claimed.

www.express.co.uk

Princess Michael brands old royals 'boring' in astonishing TV outburst

PRINCESS Michael of Kent claimed old members of the Royal Family were "boring" in an astonishing television outburst, unearthed accounts show.

www.express.co.uk

Kate paid sweet tribute to ‘her style icon’ Princess Diana

KATE, Duchess of Cambridge, was the name on everyone's lips, after attending the UK premiere of the new James Bond film 'No Time To Die' last week.

www.express.co.uk

Meghan Markle was ‘accepted’ by royals

MEGHAN Markle was "accepted" by the Royal Family just after marrying Prince Harry in 2018, according to an updated book.

www.express.co.uk

Royal Family: Meghan dubbed 'overqualified' for Firm

MEGHAN MARKLE fans have rejoiced on social media after a video resurfaced of the Duchess speaking a foreign language during a royal engagement, with one supporter claiming she was "overqualified" to be a member of The Firm.

www.express.co.uk

 

[Mezzer]

Furious radio host shames 'out of touch' politicians amid French spat

A FURIOUS radio host clashed with former Attorney General Dominic Grieve as he shamed the former MP as "out of touch" for blaming Boris Johnson amid the escalating row with French.

www.express.co.uk

 

[killer b]

As I check Google News regularly, which is an amalgam of news from various outlets, I unfortunately have to read this shit (well, the headlines anyway) daily.

you can just hide all stories from the express if you like - hover over the name of the news source, click on the three dots on the right and choose 'hide all stories from the express'

 

[Mezzer]

you can just hide all stories from the express if you like - hover over the name of the news source, click on the three dots on the right and choose 'hide all stories from the express'

I've been wanting to do that for ages! Many thanks. You've changed my life....

 

[Mezzer]

you can just hide all stories from the express if you like - hover over the name of the news source, click on the three dots on the right and choose 'hide all stories from the express'

Spoke too soon. It didn't work for me. I'd tried previously to hide Express crap and the only options I get are 'view full coverage' or 'Go to Express'

 

[killer b]

Spoke too soon. It didn't work for me. I'd tried previously to hide Express crap and the only options I get are 'view full coverage' or 'Go to Express'

is this on your desktop?

 

[not a trot]

It's frightening, that people who read that shit, have the right to vote.

 

[Supine]

It’s frightening that this rag gets a thread on urban

 

[Mezzer]

is this on your desktop?

Not sure what you mean, but this is what I get:

 

[killer b]

Not sure what you mean, but this is what I get:
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you aren't logged in is probably why you can't personalise your google news. also, what are your 38 unread Urban alerts??

 

[stavros]

 

[Pickman's model]

It's frightening, that people who read that shit, have the right to vote.

Not as frightening as the fact that the people who write that shit have both a job and the right to vote

 

[brogdale]

 

[davesgcr]

One time leading newspaper , now reduced to writing pointless and vacuous "royal" stories and tales on weather and the odd motorway delay to fill out the space. As someone pointed out , a hard winter reduces the readership.

Last week they declared Lady Di's favourite baked potato filling. Desperate..

 

[stavros]

 

[two sheds]

One time leading newspaper , now reduced to writing pointless and vacuous "royal" stories and tales on weather and the odd motorway delay to fill out the space. As someone pointed out , a hard winter reduces the readership.

Last week they declared Lady Di's favourite baked potato filling. Desperate..

fucking hell you're not kidding

Princess Diana's favourite meal was baked potato with surprising filling PRINCESS DIANA captured the hearts of royal fans all across the world as she stunned in gorgeous gowns and chic streetwear ...

 

[not a trot]

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So what did Vera Lynn do to piss Blair off ?

 

[magneze]

fucking hell you're not kidding

But what was it? Now I'm intrigued.

 

[Supine]

But what was it? Now I'm intrigued.

Swan

 

[magneze]

Swan

Big potatoes.

 

[killer b]

But what was it? Now I'm intrigued.

this is how they get you.

 

[two sheds]

But what was it? Now I'm intrigued.

You want me to click the link?

 

[Serge Forward]

My money's on fois gras.

 

[fishfinger]

I googled it.

McGrady explained the recipe he used to cook Diana's favourite meal included “a baked potato scooped out with wilted spinach in the bottom and a poached egg on top and then a little hollandaise sauce, a tiny amount, with some potatoes piped around the edges."

 

[magneze]

You want me to click the link?

You haven't clicked it?

Granted it'll be another 24 clicks. Once you've gone through all the corgi names and Price Andrew's favourite pizza.

 

[Elpenor]

I googled it.

I thought we could have settled the cheese or beans debate by learning which one got royal approval

 

[magneze]

I googled it.

When Diana asked for a baked potato, THAT is what they gave her? (((Princess of hearts))) It's too cruel.