The Greatest Story Ever Told: Change one letter of a film title

[shoddysolutions]

Same as the book thread, but with film titles.

Take the title of a film. Add, remove or change one letter to give it a completely different title and write a brief synopsis in twenty-three words or less.

eg

Spar Wars

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, the forces of the evil empire are developing a deadly new weapon that can destroy entire planets, and the corner shop is running low on bread.

I'm sure you can do better

 

[Waterfall]

The Modfather - a rocker is horrified when his wife gives birth to a besuited, scooter riding baby.

Silence of the Cambs - everybody in Cambridgeshire loses the ability to speak.

Apocalypse Sow - the Vietnam war from the unique perspective of a potbellied pig.

 

[Wowbagger]

The Italian Pob

Cheaply-made British kids' tv series becomes smash hit in Rome.

 

[Relahni]

Scabface

A film set in Nottinghamshire in the early 1980's about a family divided by the miners strike.

 

[Juice Terry]

The Beerhunter - The story of three friends, torn away from their home town and sent to the insane world of the Oktoberfest. Nicky driven mad by the carnage finds solace in dangerous drinking games.

"One shot Nicky, just one shot!"

 

[Juice Terry]

Fast Of The Mohicans - A North American tribe of indians converts to islam and observes Ramadan for the first time.

 

[goldenecitrone]

How the vest was won

Marlon Brando and James Dean scrap it out for the ultimate sexy undergarment in 1950's Hollywood.

 

[goldenecitrone]

Cat on a hot tin Poof

Topol comes out of the closet and engages in rough sex with sixties hippy guitar playing icon in this little known remake of the Wizard of Oz. Famous for the song 'We're off to screw the wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz'

 

[llantwit]

The Moonies

Childhood adventure movie in which a gang of kids, each wiith different skills and quirks foil a mafia family's attempts at stealing ancient treasure by collectively showing their spotty pubescent arses.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Paws

Film about a freakishly huge cat

 

[SubZeroCat]

City of Dog


A city, overrun by dogs! The population anticipates doggy activities, how will things ever return to normal?? What will happen to all the cats?

 

[belboid]

The Greatest Story Ever Sold - Max Clifford biopic

Revo Man - oddball story of a white suburban youth who takes up with even more oddball leftists

Apocalypse Sow - how one female porker threatened to desrtoy the world

 

[Pickman's model]

blair bitch project - a gruesome tale of a lawyer who's an old witch in her spare time.

 

[Col_Buendia]

"Betty Blew"

The former drag queen barmaid of the Rovers Return goes to France and inadvertently finds herself in a porn flick about oral sex...

 

[Pickman's model]

nine and a half leeks

a bit like babette's feast only different.

 

[Anna Key]

The Lavender Hill Nob

Majestically endowed Alec Guinness reveals all in South London sex romp.

Gone With The Rind

Scarlett O'Hara pelts Rhett Butler with Orange peel in American Civil war drama.

Citizen Dane

Orson Welles' stunning biop of multi-millionaire newspaper publisher and Danish bacon obsessive.

 

[Anna Key]

Sing Kong

Musical version of 1930s ape-monster classic.

 

[Relahni]

Fight blub - weightwatchers the movie.

Raving Bull - animal cartoon about the rise of the rave scene in the late 1980's.

 

[Anna Key]

The Third Van

Graham Greene colaborates with Top Gear to produce British road movie classic.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Mad Fax

Everyone's fax machine gets infected with a virus resulting in mass junk mail and a war against fax suppliers and boycott and burning of their goods resulting in a waste fax mountain

 

[Anna Key]

The Empire Strikes Sack

Princess Leia puts Obi-Wan Kenobi in a sack and strikes it repeatedly.

 

[Anna Key]

Mutiny on the Mounty

Cult Canada-based porn film in which mounted policemen perform sex acts in full uniform.

 

[our-streets]

Raving Private Ryan

Beach party goes wrong.

 

[Juice Terry]

Trench Connection - Instructional video on the linking of err trenches, probably starring John Cleese.

How Green Was My Vallet - Story of a jealous parking attendant.

 

[Anna Key]

S*M*A*S*H

Medical war drama set in the Irish potato fields.

 

[Relahni]

Jocky - film about the rise of a small-time, Glaswegian darts player with a shy, hesitant yet loving girlfriend.

 

[Juice Terry]

Pilates Of The Caribbean, The Curse Of The Black Pearl - Jamaican excercise program used as alibi for jewellery heist

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

The Green Bile

Prisoners dying of a flesh eaing disease

 

[twistedAM]

The Donkees
Remake of the Monkees classic. Westlife star.

Shitty Chitty Bang Bang
German hardcore schiesse anime movie. Cartman's mom in lead role.

 

[pennimania]

High Coon

a dead racoon rotting under the floorboards of the sherrif's office causes yet more problems for the beleaguered marshal