I will be in that there Frogland by the end of the day. I'm nervous about this TBH. They hate the English. All of them. I can't do the lingo.
Not every French person hates all the English - if you try to not be their worst nightmare (eg a tourist moaning about how their ways are so different to what you're used to, drunken, disorderly, making no effort to try communicating except in English [not even with gestures and cartoon drawings]), you'll probably be okay.
Do yourself a favour and buy a phrase book + tiny French-English dictionary. They won't cover all your needs, but they will help you stay out of trouble.