Day ten
Vielha - Vilaller - Castejon de Sos
76km, 1810m ascent, 79% battery used, 54% human power
That was a beast. I'm getting my journal done before pipe, wine and dinner, as I will likely be awake for about 5 minutes after that magic trio.
Awoke at 8 after a decent sleep. Was really tired last night, but just not sleepy. The experience of having had twins has trained me to be at peace with this. I lie on my back and say to myself "right now, you don't need to do anything".
There was a Basque woman staying at the pension. An English teacher - another linguist! She said she was an extreme sports fan in her youth. Mountaineering, base jumping, etc. She comes to this pension every year. She used to come with her dog, but someone ran over it on one visit. It's illegal to bury animals in Spain, but she said the local police turned a blind eye when she did. She's had the dog for 15 years and can't bear to look at a photo of him now.
The whole pension is very doggy. There is a yard outside where three dogs roam about. I had stored my bike in a shed off the yard, and wheeling it out this morning, avoiding the abundant turds with both wheels and shoes was possibly the most technically demanding bicycle control I've had to perform all holiday.
On the road at 0940 and immediately downhill 200m. Mist and clouds were crawling across the mountain tops. The sun hadn't got high enough to clear the tops and the valley was still in shade. I couldn't make sense of the contradictory directions the apps were suggesting over breakfast until I looked at a free tourist map stacked alongside other brochures. The way south from Vielha is either a high altitude, highly technical ridge ride, or through a 6km tunnel. I cycled the 12km, 600m ascent to the tunnel entrance with the power off, keen to have power in reserve for the series of passes later in the day. As I approached the signs above the road flashed out, in various languages,the requirement for cyclists to use the SOS phone before entering the tunnel. I did as I was told and the operator, quickly switching to English when confronted with my poor Spanish, told me he had closed a lane just for me! Incredible!
I put on my high vis vest (mandatory) with integral LEDs (optional extra). It was a last minute Amazon purchase before I left, and it's very good. Although if I put it on in December and stood still long enough, I fear people would start putting presents around my feet. What followed was one of the most intense cycling experiences I've ever had. I didn't feel unsafe as I not only had my own lane, the signs constantly flashed telling them other vehicles that there was a cyclist in the tunnel - but the sound was overwhelming.
Back in a former life, me and two colleagues found ourselves in Atlanta with half a day to kill before flying back to London. We decided to go to a firing range and shoot some guns. We approached it as just a casual bit of fun, none of us having any experience of firearms. When we got to the range, our frivolity rapidly cooled. The presence of so many armed people fiddling with guns, each of us loading the pistols provided with shaking hands. Most memorably, a local with an assault rifle taking careful shots in the next booth. The sound shook the air and all 3 of us office dweebs looked at each other with the same terrified expression. The sounds in the tunnel were the first to come close since.
The tunnel was dead straight with a steady incline. The lights running down the roof, the middle and the sides made it feel like I was riding down a runway. The vehicles came past in clusters. The low rumble audible first, building and building. By the time lights were visible, the rumble had turned to a ringing, intense tinnitus roar. This went on for 40 minutes.
Coming out the other side was euphoric. The only thing I can liken it too is when I've come down off a mountain in rough weather. Breathless, open mouthed and uncomprehending, I had left Catalonia and was now in Aragon.
More sweeping descent followed, until the app suggested I turn off and follow a track round the reservoir that I foolishly assumed, like a lake, would be flat. It was a very scenic trail through beech woods and past waterfalls, but an extra 300m up and down was hard on the meat battery. I followed a mix of road and trail down the valley and stopped for lunch by the river.
What would a day be without pannier problems? I'm going to give Vaude a ruddy big punch on the bottom for hawking crappy products. The clasp to stop the pannier flapping about had broken and disappeared. The spare strap I brought then slipped down, got caught in the brake and tore (thankfully the brakes were unharmed). I found some electric fence tape lying about (it's everywhere) and bodged a fix. I'll need to be more cautious on bumpy ground from now on.
Through to Vilallers, I stopped for a coffee and picked up some snacks. So far the day had been pleasant and sunny, but the rain came in as I started the climb up the second set of hills. Going uphill in warm rain - soaked with rain without waterproofs, soaked with sweat with them. I put the jacket on open, but didn't bother with the legs. I was fully soaked as I got to the top of the first hill, but the rain died off as I passed a sign for the Camino Santiago. I headed down that route on perfect tarmac. I doubt there is a road in rural Devon half as good - and just for me. I didn't pass anyone in half an hour, going through very Devonian cow pasture, oak, ash, hawthorn and sloes.
At the bottom of the hill the rain caught up. What followed was an hour of hard, soggy slog. Fortunately I had enough power left to turn it up to medium assist. The rain was relentless throughout the final set of hills. My shoes squelched with each press of the pedal and I was beginning to get cold. I stopped and stuffed down some chocolate. The sugar revived me for the final push. At the final col, suddenly the roads were dry and the sun came out. It was wonderful.
The final descent into town was easy. I'm staying at the swishest place so far. it's like a little apartment. I've lowered the tone by covering every surface in soggy clothing. I'm going to attempt an easier day tomorrow.