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Now for the update that no one asked for.

All very easy for the first part until we hit a proper hill (Carshalton?) and then I was all, oh shit, am I gonna make it? But, put into action operation low gear, sit down, go slow, breathe and made it a lot further than expected. Rinse and repeat over all the hills. Had to walk up some either partially or at a point where I could go no further. I wanted to make sure the "wobbly legs" didn't appear as I knew that would be game over. Managed to fend off a stitch by being sensible and not caning it. Ditchling Beacon can go fuck itself, even the super racers canned that, the few who did it were absolutely hanging out of their arses. Only marginally quicker than me wheeze walking. Fair play to them.

Glad I had supplies as there was fuck all open after a 24 hour garage in Streatham and it was about 3 hours into the ride before I saw something useful open. the gel, energy, bars, bananas and water kept me moving, hint of cramp a couple of times but went away very quickly with a stretch.

The downhills were FAST. Really wish I'd spent a bit more on my brake pads, couple of hairy moments, (I can see weepiper rolleyes at that)...saw one crash, hope he was OK. People were attending to him.

Saw a guy on a BMX! Huge mix of bikes and physical abilities, very impressive how some people were really plugging away at it.

Anyhoo, all the advice from here was really useful, I genuinely wouldn't have made it without it. I'll be honest, my fitness levels are very low. and the tips made the difference between having a decent day out, although hard, and not having a shit day made more difficult than it could have been.

Hat- well useful when it started raining after Ditchling
Chafing cream - I know this helped along with the cycling shorts.
Iso gel, grim but kept me going
Energy bars - same. Bananas FTW.

And I saw the countryside. And the sea. Was great to see sky and green shit that isn't a municipal park

Official time 6.06

Riding time as below, (that also includes walking time).

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brilliant work, spitfire
my personal advice is to never do a group ride again, cos the biggest danger is other riders. do it with a couple of mates and you’ll enjoy yourself a lot more
 
brilliant work, spitfire
my personal advice is to never do a group ride again, cos the biggest danger is other riders. do it with a couple of mates and you’ll enjoy yourself a lot more

Thank you. TBH it was pretty well spread out and I didn't see a number above 3000 so in comparison to what I've heard about the big one it was great. I was on my own half the time.

Some handy slipstreaming at times as well. Only a couple of times it bunched up and the last one was in Brighton so I went full London and hit the car lanes.
 
Thank you. TBH it was pretty well spread out and I didn't see a number above 3000 so in comparison to what I've heard about the big one it was great. I was on my own half the time.

Some handy slipstreaming at times as well. Only a couple of times it bunched up and the last one was in Brighton so I went full London and hit the car lanes.
aye, was just saying it’s best to do it on an occasion when no one else is doing it - a small crew of friends and no official shit
 
aye, was just saying it’s best to do it on an occasion when no one else is doing it - a small crew of friends and no official shit

Would be an ideal situation but I have 2 possibly 3 mates that would do this, one blew me out at the last minute and I couldn't get the other one transport home to take his place.

I'm nearly 50, my circle of friends has diminished greatly since I was 35 - 40and those I do have are old or being dads.

If I hadn't have done this event I wouldn't have done it at all. I get what you have been saying but my personal circumstances mean it's not a realistic option.

A day out with the Famous Five and Timmy the dog would be awesome.
 
brilliant work, spitfire
my personal advice is to never do a group ride again, cos the biggest danger is other riders. do it with a couple of mates and you’ll enjoy yourself a lot more

Is it really so hard to understand that there's a sense of collective achievement that you just won't get on a ride with some mates? They're different things.

Marathons? Why not go for a stroll in the park etc.
 
Is it really so hard to understand that there's a sense of collective achievement that you just won't get on a ride with some mates? They're different things.

Marathons? Why not go for a stroll in the park etc.
indeed! yes, i will never get why people want to exercise in a crowd cos it’s all about getting away from other people
 
I dunno, maybe try imagining that other people may see the world differently?

I mean I don't think I've ever been accused of being amiable, but even I have some sense of this.
sorry, not very good at that. other people are so weird to me!
 
sorry, not very good at that. other people are so weird to me!

Well yeah, as an autistic person I have noticed the rest of the world seems very odd. But the last decade or so I've learned to try and appreciate the joy other people get out of things... Pandemic especially has brought home that the things that make me happy (a lot less social contact) appear to be quite distressing to the vast majority of people. But I don't go around saying 'oh fuck no, never go and meet people, that'll just make you anxious all the time'.
 
I was having a browse of CRC just now and noticed they have a bunch of NOS 'zocchi forks from the early 2000s (Z5, Z4, Z3). Odd. Singletrack world is also intrigued:


Also what on earth is 'QR 20 x 100mm'? Do not remember that being a thing at all. weepiper ?
 
I was having a browse of CRC just now and noticed they have a bunch of NOS 'zocchi forks from the early 2000s (Z5, Z4, Z3). Odd. Singletrack world is also intrigued:


Also what on earth is 'QR 20 x 100mm'? Do not remember that being a thing at all. weepiper ?
20mm thru-axle, non boost. Used to be the DH fork standard some years ago.
 
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I bought a helmet a while back. weepiper gave me some signposting for my gargantuan head. Anyway I shelled out. It came. Fucking tiny thing it seemed. I hate sending things back so was looking to lob it in the loft today but behold!

This adjusting wheel I never noticed before! Twiddle the thing and said helmet fits.

I’m glad. It was a few quid. Cheers weepiper
i bought one last month that was too small - the shop was closing and i didn’t think we could try them on - it was an £80 Giro helmet and they told me they were one size fits all. got it back home and tried it on and it was too tight even after adjustment, so i assumed that i just have a massive head, which tbf i do. it wasn’t til later on that i looked the helmet up and it turns out I had a medium helmet not a large and they had blatantly lied to me. Couldn’t get through to them on the phone, so went in and they refused to refund me or swap cos a) they said it was used and b) i could only return stuff to the branch i bought it off.
so now I’m left with a useless helmet - will have to give it to my community bike scheme so at least someone gets to use it
 
20mm thru-axle, non boost. Used to be the DH fork standard some years ago.

Ah, I suppose I just remember it as early thru-axle then... I didn't really pay attention to what the more hardcore lot were up to until a lot later, I mean even my late 2000s inbred is QR.
 
i bought one last month that was too small - the shop was closing and i didn’t think we could try them on - it was an £80 Giro helmet and they told me they were one size fits all. got it back home and tried it on and it was too tight even after adjustment, so i assumed that i just have a massive head, which tbf i do. it wasn’t til later on that i looked the helmet up and it turns out I had a medium helmet not a large and they had blatantly lied to me. Couldn’t get through to them on the phone, so went in and they refused to refund me or swap cos a) they said it was used and b) i could only return stuff to the branch i bought it off.
so now I’m left with a useless helmet - will have to give it to my community bike scheme so at least someone gets to use it
That’s blatant bullshit.
 
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