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The Closing Ceremony

Going back to the closing ceremony, just for a second, one thing I didn't really express properly last night was how the CC was so exclusive where the OC was inclusive. Where the OC had a cast of volunteers enacting various aspects of public life, last night had a series of celebrities and elites, paraded before us, separate from us. We were basically told "you aren't like these special people" and were supposed to passively accept, sit back and be force-fed commercial pap, rather than get involved and be part of something. Even the athletes, the actual superhumans who's efforts we'd watched and applauded for the past two weeks and who we were supposed to be celebrating were kept locked in place.

There was no consideration for the audience, any audience.

Bollocks to the lot of it.
 
Going back to the closing ceremony, just for a second, one thing I didn't really express properly last night was how the CC was so exclusive where the OC was inclusive. Where the OC had a cast of volunteers enacting various aspects of public life, last night had a series of celebrities and elites, paraded before us, separate from us. We were basically told "you aren't like these special people" and were supposed to passively accept, sit back and be force-fed commercial pap, rather than get involved and be part of something. Even the athletes, the actual superhumans who's efforts we'd watched and applauded for the past two weeks and who we were supposed to be celebrating were kept locked in place.

There was no consideration for the audience, any audience.

Bollocks to the lot of it.

Exactly, it's meant to be celebratory. How can the athletes party and mingle when they're kettled
 
My favourite moments were the human moments of interaction from the athletes, there were some really sweet (and daft :D) instances of them just enjoying themselves. Should have been much more of that, tbh.
 
Going back to the closing ceremony, just for a second, one thing I didn't really express properly last night was how the CC was so exclusive where the OC was inclusive. Where the OC had a cast of volunteers enacting various aspects of public life, last night had a series of celebrities and elites, paraded before us, separate from us. We were basically told "you aren't like these special people" and were supposed to passively accept, sit back and be force-fed commercial pap, rather than get involved and be part of something. Even the athletes, the actual superhumans who's efforts we'd watched and applauded for the past two weeks and who we were supposed to be celebrating were kept locked in place.

There was no consideration for the audience, any audience.

Bollocks to the lot of it.

I disagree entirely - yes, they were all celebrities, supermodels and music stars rather than ordinary people but they were (almost) all made to look like complete twats, like a parade of the gods of defeated peoples.
 
My favourite moments were the human moments of interaction from the athletes, there were some really sweet (and daft :D) instances of them just enjoying themselves. Should have been much more of that, tbh.

In fact, there was less of that than at any closing ceremony I've ever watched :(
 
Jasper from the BBC's art desk gets around saying it was shit by describing the ceremony and then calling it a review.

Jasper FFS.
 
http://pastebin.com/4xm2NqJY

Snippy:
"What Boyle’s Opening Ceremony had done was open up the doors; a box of delights; the best of what we are and what we can be in Great Britain, how we built this motherfucker. Showing us our truthful crazy-beautiful spirit and heralding in two weeks of sport in such a way that we felt something could be reclaimed and changed. We repaid him by being the best athletes, volunteers and audience in history.

What Gavin’s Closing Ceremony has done is to throw Britain back in the box and slam it shut; fiercely and unquestioningly placing current hegemonies back in charge; re-infantilising and re-exoticising all that Boyle had tried to unlock for us; a revenge for the otherness and the hierachy and the celebrity-for-its-own-sake, just as these bullshit Cowellian things had seemed to be proven unneeded. It was a boot on our face. I wonder how we’ll repay him."

That just about covers it.
 
bit of man crush on messer brand isit?

he used to post here you know and was part of the anarkids until he was the first amongst them to split off and go the normalisation root of establishment orthodoxy... before your time but still...

Okay. You have no idea what's going on here.

A recap.

You made a funny comment. It surprised me. I remarked that it was a funny comment and that I was surprised because I didn't think you were capable of being amusing. Then you went back to being some kind of stream-of-consciousness shit-tap and I noted that you had gone back to normal. Then I told you to shut up and the tap stayed turned on.

That's what's been going on. The Russell Brand bit is long gone.

Can I ask you a serious question? Do you have some kind of condition or something I should know about? I won't be mean to you at all if you have. I just want to know. Do you have an autism-related illness or something of that ilk? That's a deadly serious question, not an attempt at a snide insult by the way.

If you don't have a medical reason for being like this, I may be a bit rude though.
 
Okay. You have no idea what's going on here.

A recap.

You made a funny comment. It surprised me. I remarked that it was a funny comment and that I was surprised because I didn't think you were capable of being amusing. Then you went back to being some kind of stream-of-consciousness shit-tap and I noted that you had gone back to normal. Then I told you to shut up and the tap stayed turned on.

That's what's been going on. The Russell Brand bit is long gone.

Can I ask you a serious question? Do you have some kind of condition or something I should know about? I won't be mean to you at all if you have. I just want to know. Do you have an autism-related illness or something of that ilk? That's a deadly serious question, not an attempt at a snide insult by the way.

If you don't have a medical reason for being like this, I may be a bit rude though.
can I ask you a question?

what business is it of yours and who are you to give anyone a pass because they are or aren't disablled...

do you think that's the kind of equality which disalled people are after? or need?

and why do you think I care what a no-mark newbie fuckstick like you thinks...

really get over yourself... you're not the saviour poster of urban 75...

perhaps you should shut up before you expose even more of your prjeudices and follow the advice I've given you... look around the boards read up on how things work here... then contribute... or jump right in... and expose yourself and the bigotted cunt you're currently doing....

your choice...

but don't tell me what I can and can't do again... son...
 
can I ask you a question?

what business is it of yours and who are you to give anyone a pass because they are or aren't disablled...

do you think that's the kind of equality which disalled people are after? or need?

and why do you think I care what a no-mark newbie fuckstick like you thinks...

really get over yourself... you're not the saviour poster of urban 75...

perhaps you should shut up before you expose even more of your prjeudices and follow the advice I've given you... look around the boards read up on how things work here... then contribute... or jump right in... and expose yourself and the bigotted cunt you're currently doing....

your choice...

but don't tell me what I can and can't do again... son...
Are you on some sort of lands end to john-o-groats drivel posting marathon? Just stop posting your ill-informed aggressive stupidity for a bit. Go back to your anarchist youth network board. Seriously, just shut the fuck up.
 
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