The Closing Ceremony

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I like them but I don't want to hear them. They're dinosaurs. Old men playing old music in stadiums is just poo

True, but considering the younger generation that have played shit music tonight, can't be much worse

 

[Barking_Mad]

Are you there?

No, it's off twitter.

 

[agricola]

The bloke on the left looking at the camera has the beard and haunted stare of a U-boat submariner at the end of an especially hard patrol. Was it that bad to see it live?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

No, it's off twitter.

who are they?

 

[quimcunx]

Poor athletes having to suffer this when all they want to do is finish off those condoms.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Nah - no one remembers the closing ceremony whereas people do remember the opening ceremony

The British will remember. You fucking know we will.

 

[Orang Utan]

True, but considering the younger generation that have played shit music tonight, can't be much worse

It's been mostly dinosaurs though. The only new people are talent show twats

 

[quimcunx]

The bloke on the left looking at the camera has the beard and haunted stare of a U-boat submariner at the end of an especially hard patrol. Was it that bad to see it live?

He's from Take That.

 

[editor]

This bloke has all the emotions of a dalek.

 

[free spirit]

Nah - no one remembers the closing ceremony whereas people do remember the opening ceremony

let's hope so

 

[Lord Camomile]

who are they?

Take That. Looking back to camera is Howard Donald.

That's right, I know this shit without even looking it up

 

[youngian]

Is that Jacques Delors's duller brother?

 

[Barking_Mad]

who are they?

I think it's Jason Orange.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

The British will remember. You fucking know we will.

Sebastian Coe MBE will remember...

 

[Barking_Mad]

Relight My Fire, right?

 

[quimcunx]

Who gets to blow out the candles?

 

[twentythreedom]

Well, that was a bit dull

 

[QueenOfGoths]

The British will remember. You fucking know we will.

Yeah but we're allowed too. And moan. We're British

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Best bit of the ceremony

 

[agricola]

Its been so crap, but the dismantling of the cauldron actually looks amazing.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Relight My Fire, right?

he he, fuck you Rio, we're not really giving it away!

 

[quimcunx]

Fireworks?

 

[editor]

The cauldron is ace, mind.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

True, but considering the younger generation that have played shit music tonight, can't be much worse

Fucking dreadful music. Where were The Specials? I was told they would be playing.
But no, bland across the board. Reflective of a diverse country? Like fuck. The opening ceremony kind of reflected the country I live in. This shit reflected the rubbish other people try to sell to me as a country I should be living in.

 

[quimcunx]

Phoenix from the flames?


TAKE THAT!!

 

[Lord Camomile]

Its been so crap, but the dismantling of the cauldron actually looks amazing.

The best bit is, of course, nicked from the opening ceremony.

But they did their best to fuck that up too...

 

[Lea]

Where's Robbie?

 

[Libertad]

Respect to you Gary.

 

[DJ Squelch]

Surely they're gonna do Relight My Fire

 

[8ball]

Go go dirty bomb.