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probably not worth explaining ;)

monkey bitch was born of Flip a Bitch and Monkey Spank, two games played by 'us lot'. Jodal invented Flip a Bitch, where upon hearing these words you have to turn round 360 degrees, wherever you are, whatever situation. I created Monkey Spank as a rival, whereby upon hearing Monkey Spank, you must stand up, bend over, and smack your own arse between your legs.

Everyone shunned Monkey Spank, however it took off in Birmingham.

We introduced Marla to Flip a Bitch and Monkey Spank at a party in May and in Italy they formed Monkey Bitch, where you have to stand up, smack your own arse between your legs, and spin 360 in one fluid motion.

You have 20 minutes grace after the initial bitch flipping, monkey spanking, or indeed monkey bitching, but after that it's open warfare again.

Classics included driving round a roundabout twice, first date, cinema, me getting marla on plane, and last nights just falling asleep txt assault.

It's been around for nigh on 6 years now, or at least flipping a bitch has, so coined by Jodal after an impressive 360 in his mum's soft-top Golf GTI :cool:
 
Congrats on the absolutely excellent description chris. Ahem, ah, I think its been twenty minutes since the last one. MONKEY BITCH!!!!
 
the shame and weird looks are testament enough. It's a game of honour, to not do it would be as unthinkable as shagging your mates girlfriend.
 
Magneze said:
Over the last couple of days I've been trying to find the gorgeous bread that seemed to be everywhere and lasted for ages. Anyone know where I can get it in London? :confused:


There is an Italian deli in Clerkenwell that has some good bread :)
 
Has anyone got my bottle opener?

It's looks like a large key, I took it off the key ring to use on the beach, and kept lending it to people, now I can't find it.
 
Maggot said:
Has anyone got my bottle opener?

It's looks like a large key, I took it off the key ring to use on the beach, and kept lending it to people, now I can't find it.
I haven't found it ... are you sure it's not still on the beach?!
 
LilJen said:
Why oh why is it I never look good in photographs :mad: In the only pic of me, I'm resembling one of those wrinkly faced dogs :mad:

I will never believe anyone who tries in future to tell me I'm a nice looking lass :rolleyes: - actually no more :rolleyes: for me, tis probably why my face looks like it needs a bloody good iron

ahem...

http://www.pbase.com/magneze/image/44930732

I should never, ever be allowed in front of a camera (yes, I am pulling a face. I don't look like that normally)
 
Maggot said:
Has anyone got my bottle opener?

It's looks like a large key, I took it off the key ring to use on the beach, and kept lending it to people, now I can't find it.

on a similar note, did anyone steal a big fat Victorianox penknife from ChrisFilter / LongJon / Maggot / Eastenders chalet? Worth £60, been round the world with me, gutted it's gone. It wasn't lost :mad:
 
What a brilliant week. Thanks to Sus and Robi for letting me play to my heart's content in that amazing location. Some of my records are scratched to hell with sand, but it was worth it.

I loved the variety of music being played over the week, from "this is the sound of the suburbs" (on a quiet beach in the Med) to gabba at four o'clock on a Monday morning – I've put the perpetrator's name on the files and hope this kind of sorry incident doesn't happen again ;)

Wish I'd been around for the Wurzels, though. They say that Hollis wants a bleedin' helicopter to get to his gigs now...

Metaponto – one of the best parties I've been to :cool:

But who stole my lilo? :confused: :(





;)
 
Skim said:
gabba at four o'clock on a Monday morning – I've put the perpetrator's name on the files and hope this kind of sorry incident doesn't happen again ;)
i hope that applys to the italian bloke playing that god awful cheesey gabba not our breakcore set with a smidgen of only the finest gabba thrown in for good measure ;)
 
art of fact said:
i hope that applys to the italian bloke playing that god awful cheesey gabba not our breakcore set with a smidgen of only the finest gabba thrown in for good measure ;)
When did you play?
 
Magneze said:
If it was Monday ... it was confusing .. ;) ... if it was Tuesday ... I wasn't on the beach ... :oops:

Yes you were! :p If it was Monday morning I was asleep and didn't hear it (think that's when the Italians did it), if it was Tuesday I sorta remember a couple of gabba tracks... I hate gabba but those tracks were bearable in that they didn't last for too long... :cool: :D
 
Iemanja said:
Yes you were! :p If it was Monday morning I was asleep and didn't hear it (think that's when the Italians did it), if it was Tuesday I sorta remember a couple of gabba tracks... I hate gabba but those tracks were bearable in that they didn't last for too long... :cool: :D
LOL - you weren't on the beach Tuesday morning! We were enjoying the company of the chalet-party massive! :D
 
Magneze said:
LOL - you weren't on the beach Tuesday morning! We were enjoying the company of the chalet-party massive! :D

Erm, oh, yes, we were on the beach Wednesday morning... :rolleyes:
Jesus, all those days and nights, it's all very confusing!!!! :p
 
I can't actually remember what happened on what days in what order... im glad people on here have provided some photographic evidence to trigger some of my memory :rolleyes:
 
That was fucking fantastic, a blurred but unforgettable experience, i'm definetly up for going back in September. Unfortunately I don't come on here much so I can't put your net names to any of the people I met apart from Maggot who told me his but thanks to the organisers and everyone who was there you are the ones that made the party. Who's coming back in September? And does anyone know if Kieth has a DJ name? I'm gonna try and post some pictures on here when I have some spare time after Glastonbury and if my friend lets me use hers cos my Kodak disposable was crap and is still full of Metaponto sand!
 
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