sunbound unsound beach party

[ChrisFilter]

beach wedding

 

[little edge]

Pack your speedo's Filter, we have to go to this!

http://www.acquazzurrapark.it/

eek! I thought budgie smugglers were banned from society years ago?

Although if they're making a comeback, Filter's certainly the man for the job

Somebody please take photographic evidence......this I gotta see

 

[ChrisFilter]

fine, I will wear bloody speedo's.. you've all asked for it!

 

[jodal]

fine, I will wear bloody speedo's.. you've all asked for it!

*jodal wonders if Filters recent fitness extraveganza has been a secret mission to look good in speedos... if thats possible.*

 

[SubZeroCat]

Oh sweet jesus no

*cancels flights*

 

[Shirl]

beach wedding

I want to be the grande dame of honour

 

[Shirl]

fine, I will wear bloody speedo's.. you've all asked for it!

I didn't ask for it I'm not supposed to get overexcited or Wolfie will have to double my medication

 

[ChrisFilter]

they're gonna be well tight, if I'm not careful they may slip up and turn into a thong

 

[liberty]

they're gonna be well tight, if I'm not careful they may slip up and turn into a thong

Now I'm having second thoughts about going

 

[ChrisFilter]

Now I'm having second thoughts about going

more beach for and my speedo thong.

 

[liberty]

more beach for and my speedo thong.

I've just got my Euros and I'm ready to go....

 

[EastEnder]

Bugger speedos. Go for the cheap option - nowt wrong with paddling around in your tighty whiteys.

 

[liberty]

This just gets worse

 

[LDR]

Now I'm having second thoughts about going

Whereas I am getting more excited at the prospect of catching ChrisFilter in a thong.

Please don't click on ChrisFilter if you are easily offended. Not work safe.

 

[jodal]

Bugger speedos. Go for the cheap option - nowt wrong with paddling around in your tighty whiteys.

...or the really cheap option. nothing but sunglasses and a straw hat.

Although thinking about it, sunglasses and straw hats aren't cheap.

 

[Dubversion]

well i'm sorted

 

[Shirl]

I'm taking deep slow breaths and trying to calm down.

 

[liberty]

Whereas I am getting more excited at the prospect of catching ChrisFilter in a thong.

Please don't click on ChrisFilter if you are easily offended. Not work safe.

Thought you were joking just opened at work.. Boss had a laugh

 

[liberty]

Looking good Mr Filter

 

[ChrisFilter]

that skinny runt ain't me..

 

[SubZeroCat]

Too true.

And your chest/belly is hairy

 

[ChrisFilter]

I'd best wax then. And lose a lot of weight in 5 days.. laxatives here we come

cheeky cow!

 

[Pieface]

fine, I will wear bloody speedo's.. you've all asked for it!

WHHHHHYYYYYY????!!!!!

 

[SubZeroCat]

Well I dunno about the other urban ladies but I prefer a bloke who looks human, rather than like a Ken doll (like in that pic )

And anyway Filter, there's nothing wrong with the way you look, you're NOT fat and one of my mates said you're fit

Also, I have a wobbly belly, cellulite and a jellly arse and I still look hot

 

[ChrisFilter]

fine, speedo's are off the menu

fattists

 

[ChrisFilter]

And anyway Filter, there's nothing wrong with the way you look, you're NOT fat and one of my mates said you're fit

sweet

 

[jodal]

fine, speedo's are off the menu

fattists

I thought you were gonna wear the speedos not eat them.

 

[EastEnder]

Oi Filter! You promised you were going to recreate that definitely-not-gay beach volleyball scene from Top Gun.

I do hope you're not going to disappoint us.

 

[ChrisFilter]

Jodal's the one with the Ice Man styles.. he's got a proper Top Gun body, I'm more like Pter Kay in a John Smiths pisstake of Top Gun volleyball

 

[sus]

sus and crew are running a cheap bar (tins, i guess, etc) on the beach as well as some basic food, i think

w got bottls of br - draught br - watr - frsh orang juic (or frsh scrwdrivrs) - and ic -- lots and lots of ic-

OK