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Starry Wisdom
eric clapton never shot a sheriff. or a deputy.
songs which are factually inaccurate
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A380
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How about a state trooper or a federalised member of the national guard acting in support of the civil authority?
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
no. nor a us marshal or indeed anyone.
prunus
Tick tock.
So it's half accurate then?
Raheem
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But if you attached clogs to a mouse and put it on the stair, it would be on the stair.
Only problem is it's horses that go clip-clippity-clop, not mice.
A380
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Exactly.
And that doesn’t begin to address the fact that the mouse wouldn’t be able to sing. It would be more likely to squeak pitifully as it breathing got faster, shallower and erratic and it’s tiny little eyes first filled with terror and then clouded over.
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
What about Bob Marley, or indeed Warren G?
prunus
Tick tock.
Never shot them either.
Yossarian
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And if he did shoot a man in Reno, Nevada, he wouldn't be serving time for it at Folsom State Prison in California.
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Starry Wisdom
no, as prunus says eric clapton never shot them either
Athos
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I'm sure that Tim Smith of The Adverts didn't look through Gary Gillmore's eyes; in fact, I know that, after he died, the infamous murderer's corneas were transplanted into two individuals, such that, even had Smith been one of the recipients, he would, at most, have been looking through one eye that had previously been Gillmore's.
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You've done this post before, but it's still one of my favourites on all of urban.
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Given that on average a person is estimated to take approximately 8,409,600 breaths a year and a woman’s life expectancy is 81.2 years it seems highly unlikely Sting watched every one of the subject’s almost 683 million breaths. He’d have to sleep for one thing. Even if he videoed the breaths when he was asleep he’s never going to catch up. Especially as he will have to write off 12 hour segments of his day for Tantric sex too.
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SpookyFrank
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I know he was a nonce.
A380
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He might have been extradited under an inter State agreement to stand trial for another crime or for humanitarian reasons.
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SpookyFrank
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There will not be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover because bluebirds are endemic to the Americas and Dover is in Europe.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
In addition to whatever James Hetfield is actually singing about on 'Nothing Else Matters', money clearly matters to him. Money and killing innocent creatures. Money, killing innocent creatures and being an utter fucking bellend; all those things evidently matter quite a lot to James Hetfield.
surreybrowncap
“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand"
The mouse in question actually put the clogs on all by himself.
It would not be beyond him to be able to sing...
He seemed quite happy living in that windmill..
Not that I've given this too much thought.....
Voley
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2 people actually looked through Gary Gilmores eyes?
one for the interesting fact of the day thread, if true.
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Doesn’t sound very lucky for him or his wife to me.
A380
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Only parts of his eyes at best.2 people actually looked through Gary Gilmores eyes?
surreybrowncap
“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand"
I don't suppose mice have much to aspire to....
He seemed happier than most..
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
I mean, mice don't normally go clip-clippity-clop, but it seems plausible that mice wearing tiny clogs might. I'm not willing to make my mind up one way or the other about this one until someone who's actually attached tiny clogs to a mouse can report back about what sound they make.
Chz
Stark Raving Sane
South Detroit is Windsor, Ontario non?
Also, while it's not strictly speaking impossible, do you know what turns brown eyes blue? Cancer.
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