Small boulders for free?

[ska invita]

Can anyone think of somewhere you can get small boulders for free?
This kind of size

 

[ska invita]

i shouldve just googled it!

How to Score Free Landscaping Rocks

Need rocks to edge your flower beds, lay a patio or build a wall? Use these six sources to get all the free rocks you need for your garden.

www.thespruce.com

 

[Elpenor]

Often given away on Gumtree if you collect.

Or pay a trip to your local beach

 

[Supine]

Chesil beach ftw

 

[ska invita]

Chesil beach ftw

Author faces £2,000 fine after taking 'a handful' of pebbles from the beach

Writer Ian McEwan is facing an embarrassing £2,000 fine after grabbing a handful of pebbles from a south coast beach. McEwan, whose latest novel On Chesil Beach is expected to become a bestseller, could be in trouble after he admitted helping himself to stones

www.dailymail.co.uk

as it happens ive got some pebbles from Chesil #rebelforlife

 

[klang]

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Author faces £2,000 fine after taking 'a handful' of pebbles from the beach

Writer Ian McEwan is facing an embarrassing £2,000 fine after grabbing a handful of pebbles from a south coast beach. McEwan, whose latest novel On Chesil Beach is expected to become a bestseller, could be in trouble after he admitted helping himself to stones

www.dailymail.co.uk

as it happens ive got some pebbles from Chesil #rebelforlife

me too. I took some, reported myself, and left a cheque with the authorities (like any respectable citizen with a few grams of self-worth should be doing).

 

[JimW]

You can get special mounted display ones from the earliest geological eras, Google "older boulder holder."

 

[Pickman's model]

You can get special mounted display ones from the earliest geological eras, Google "older boulder holder."

If you want a stone to chill drinks Google colder older boulder holder

 

[JimW]

If you want a stone to chill drinks Google colder older boulder holder

Especially the more portable shoulder colder older boulder holder.

 

[Pickman's model]

Especially the more portable shoulder colder older boulder holder.

there's a special version for the dutch market which doubles as a handy plug for a dam or dike, the polder shoulder colder older bolder holder

 

[Elpenor]

there's a special version for the dutch market which doubles as a handy plug for a dam or dike, the polder shoulder colder older bolder holder

There’s an advanced model which be used for electronics projects too called the solder polder shoulder colder older bolder holder

 

[Pickman's model]

There’s an advanced model which be used for electronics projects too called the solder polder shoulder colder older bolder holder

it comes in a gilded premium model, the golder solder polder shoulder colder older boulder holder

 

[DaveCinzano]

it comes in a gilded premium model, the golder solder polder shoulder colder older boulder holder

Those clever clogs Dutch even have a home-assembly play putty variant, the Mould-A Golder Solder Polder Shoulder Colder Older Boulder Holder™

 

[Pickman's model]

Those clever clogs Dutch even have a home-assembly play putty variant, the Mould-A Golder Solder Polder Shoulder Colder Older Boulder Holder™

and one you can fit in your pocket, the folder mould-a golder solder polder shoulder colder older boulder holder™

 

[DaveCinzano]

and one you can fit in your pocket, the folder mould-a golder solder polder shoulder colder older boulder holder™

Back in my market trader days I once sold a Folder Mould-A Golder Solder Polder Shoulder Colder Older Boulder Holder™.

Bloke came back the next week, complained that it didn't work.

"As seen mate, as seen!"

 

[Elpenor]

Back in my market trader days I once

Bloke came back the next week, complained that it didn't work.

"As seen mate, as seen!"

And your market trader sales patter went like this;

“Behold a Folder Mould-A Golder Solder Polder Shoulder Colder Older Boulder Holder™.”

 

[platinumsage]

And your market trader sales patter went like this;

“Behold a Folder Mould-A Golder Solder Polder Shoulder Colder Older Boulder Holder™.”

Also available is one carved into a likeness of a former prime minister of Israel, so the trader would say "Behold a Folder Mould-A Golder Solder Polder Shoulder Colder Older Golda Boulder Holder™"

 

[ska invita]

mods please lock thread asap thanks

 

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Author faces £2,000 fine after taking 'a handful' of pebbles from the beach

Writer Ian McEwan is facing an embarrassing £2,000 fine after grabbing a handful of pebbles from a south coast beach. McEwan, whose latest novel On Chesil Beach is expected to become a bestseller, could be in trouble after he admitted helping himself to stones

www.dailymail.co.uk

as it happens ive got some pebbles from Chesil #rebelforlife

#rebelwithoutacauseway

 

[Elpenor]

mods please lock thread asap thanks

“Behold a Folder Mould-A Golder Solder Polder Shoulder Colder Older Golda Boulder Holder™“ Scolder

 

[DaveCinzano]

And your market trader sales patter went like this;

“Behold a Folder Mould-A Golder Solder Polder Shoulder Colder Older Boulder Holder™.”

What can I say? The gear practically sold itself

 

[DaveCinzano]

Also available is one carved into a likeness of a former prime minister of Israel, so the trader would say "Behold a Folder Mould-A Golder Solder Polder Shoulder Colder Older Golda Boulder Holder™"

 

[danski]

What can I say? The gear practically sold itself

Not all good news though.

A customer brought back a faulty one that caught fire-

“Behold a Folder Mould-A Golder Solder Polder Shoulder Colder Older Boulder Holder™, smoulder.”

 

[DaveCinzano]

Not all good news though.

A customer brought back a faulty one that caught fire-

“Behold a Folder Mould-A Golder Solder Polder Shoulder Colder Older Boulder Holder™, smoulder.”

She had a sense of humour about it though - Canadian you see, she LOLLED eh

 

[JimW]

So now we know DaveCinzano is a man you can get your rocks off.

 

[DaveCinzano]

So now we know DaveCinzano is a man you can get your rocks off.

From a long line of granite peddlers, pushers and purveyors - a right chip off the old block

 

[Oriole]

Surprised nobody has taken the opportunity to say San Miguel and insert this classic.

 

[friedaweed]

Thread needs

 

[farmerbarleymow]

as it happens ive got some pebbles from Chesil #rebelforlife

Same here - they live in a box somewhere.

 

[klang]

Emmylou giving me major earwormage since the thread was started.