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They might not take offence, but the real definition is Ship = big bad ass vessel and Boat = something you wouldnt want to captain in a force eight gale. My definition anyway :)
[Pedant mode]
It was an offshore racer in its day that competed in the Fastnet Race, so there could be worse places to find yourself in a gale. [/Pedant mode]
 
The Thistlegorm

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You forgot one: Goes underwater => Boat.

And submariners would certainly look down their stubby little noses at you if you called their boat a ship.
Except The Trident bombers (SSBMs) which are ships. Don't know why, perhaps being able to turn Moscow/Tehran/Paris* into glass car parks means 'boat' is not appropriate. (*Just for old times sake for the Royal Navy.)

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A moot point:

Get in touch with your inner pirate => ship
Bermuda rig => Boat
Can carry a boat => Ship
Under 500 Ton => Boat
Over 40' => Ship
Less than 3 masts => Boat
Ocean going => Ship
Pleasure craft => Boat
You can sleep in it in comfort at sea => Ship
Only 1 deck => Boat

Nobody takes offence if you call their boat a ship.


Karl does.frothy at the mouth offence if we push it enough...
 
Gramps went pirate-hunting in the South China Sea aboard this beast -

HMS Rodney:

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When politely asking suspect junks to heave to for inspection, firing nine 16-inch guns across their bows proved a compelling argument, for some reason.
 
Apparently we are sending this to do some stuff with migrants:

Does it really open at the back right down to the waterline? :eek:

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