ma doesn't really know how it is happening so I can play expert sage just by knowing the rules. Yes, this is an england corner, we win from these bits ma. No thats their throw cos last man touching it was ours. Etc.
last match we actually spent more time discussing the principle of socialised healthcare and I got to the point where we will force people to be correct because the other alternative is the goddamn capitalists and we know how they are worth only the bad end of a bullet amirite, its a necessity not a nice idea.
I'd never have got that chat shoehorned into an eventful game. Admittedly pickford was tested but he just dealt with it.