Buddy Bradley
Pantheistic solipsist
A couple of those examples demonstrate a worrying lack of anatomical education.
Rude books you thumbed through as a kid
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fuck seals
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in what sense like mercury?
eta ... aha i see this has been done by someone even more pedantic than me.
hot air baboon
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....only just spotted the somewhat phallic looking chair aswell...shades of Uncle Alistair's autograph...
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
I had no idea at the time and still don't. It might have been another metal!
fuck seals
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& right there is your research project for the week.
My parents' copy of The Joy Of Sex for me anyway. Such hair!
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
aleister
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
hot air baboon
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...remember naively flipping through this in a secluded corner of a bookshop once ....that was another off-putting experience ...its no wonder I turned out funny...
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
funny peculiar or funny haha?
...remember naively flipping through this in a secluded corner of a bookshop once ....that was another off-putting experience ...its no wonder I turned out funny...
Idris2002
canadian girlfriend
Why not both?
This tale of the theft of the Irish crown jewels has some truly hair-raising group sex:
hot air baboon
Well-Known Member
...as starkly revealed by my attempts at humour on this board...the former...if only I'd stuck to that Ronnie Barker book of saucy postcards 'til I was more mature ..
Idris2002
canadian girlfriend
This was found in a suitcase of old paperbacks we had in the attic, only to disappear within 24 hours.
Also this:
The Catch-22 of modern medicine, pages upon pages about how hard doctors lives are, how absurd hospital bureaucracies are, how annoying patients are, interspersed with frequent eruptions of bare-bodied pornography.
Johnny Vodka
The Abominable Scotsman
The Littlewoods catalogue.
Reno
The In Kraut
After I saw the film Logan's Run in my teens I read the novel. Very different and lots of very explicit sex in it. It did predict Viagra as Logan gets forced to have lots of the futuristic version of it by a bunch of Amazonian biker chicks who then gang rape him.
My dad also had an anthology of pornographic comics. I still remember what happens to Popeye in that version when he eats spinach.
My dad also had an anthology of pornographic comics. I still remember what happens to Popeye in that version when he eats spinach.
spanglechick
High Empress of Dressing Up
Forever by Judy Blume (12)
Scruples by Judith Krantz (13)
The Joy of Sex (16)
The Nancy Friday books about sexual fantasies. (18)
My sister is 7 years older than me, so most of those were nicked from her shelves.
Scruples by Judith Krantz (13)
The Joy of Sex (16)
The Nancy Friday books about sexual fantasies. (18)
My sister is 7 years older than me, so most of those were nicked from her shelves.
Sea Star
have you ever explored your dark side?
I had easy access to my Dad's paperbacks from an early age and he didn;t seem to care and my mum didn't seem to know what was contained within.
Mostly they were just sweary rather than anything but a few had quite graphic sex scenes. Oddly enough, the rudest one I can remember was the novel of Jaws which i read from cover to cover when i was about 10, after i was supposed to be asleep!
Mostly they were just sweary rather than anything but a few had quite graphic sex scenes. Oddly enough, the rudest one I can remember was the novel of Jaws which i read from cover to cover when i was about 10, after i was supposed to be asleep!
Sea Star
have you ever explored your dark side?
a description of how I felt all through my childhood.
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
My dad had JoS in a bookcase in our front room which used to cause me no end of embarrassment in my early teens. I kept turning it round so it's spine couldn't be read when it was on the shelf because I thought everyone would consider it to be wank material. Which is what I used it for.
He also had one called The Perfumed Garden which was pretty good but didn't have any pictures.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
I found it! It was liquid steel. Probably remembered it as mercury cos it's a liquid:
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Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
though reading it now, it's well dodgy!
keybored
Well done. You remember cat good.
I remember that goldfish! Can't remember which one it was though.Princess Daisy by Judith Krantz
Lace by Shirley Conran
One of them had a sex scene involving goldfish, I seem to recall.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Lace
Epona
Sonic: 1 Nov 2006 - 8 Jan 2022
When I was little I was in a book shop and ran up to my parents holding the book I wanted them to buy for me - a "pop-up Kama Sutra" book. My mother went very red in the face and gave me a telling off, I cried (I didn't know what I had done wrong - seriously, I was about 4 years old), and my father hid.
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Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
Want.
imposs1904
Thread Killa'
I think we only had about 15-20 books in the house as a kid, so it was interesting to find the dirty bits in this 1970s *cough* classic:
I'm presuming my Dad only bought it for the dirty bits.
I'm presuming my Dad only bought it for the dirty bits.
Sherman Tank
Googling doesn't make you an expert
My mother had Mantissa by John Fowles which I read with a mixture of confusion and delight when I was thirteen.
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