Rude books you thumbed through as a kid

[Orang Utan]

I found this sex ed book in my school library and it falls open here:

What books in your school library, local library or parents' bookshelves did you thumb through in feverish curiosity?

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Desmond Morris's The Naked Ape, a zoology-based study of man, had a right naughty section on copulation that I enjoyed as a young teen.

I re-read it (and its followup, The Human Zoo) when I was older, and it's actually pretty interesting.

For bonus points, the cover featured a naked lady-bottom:

 

[boohoo]

Forever by Judy Blume. We weren't allow to take it out from the library til we were 14.

 

[Orang Utan]

Desmond Morris's The Naked Ape, a zoology-based study of man, had a right naughty section on copulation that I enjoyed as a young teen.

I re-read it (and its followup, The Human Zoo) when I was older, and it's actually pretty interesting.

For bonus points, the cover featured a naked lady-bottom:

Most books like that promised much but delivered nothing.
There was a Pelican book on my parents' shelves by Anthony Smith called The Body. Sexy cover, unsecured content

 

[Virtual Blue]

whatever happened to ragmags?

 

[Pickman's model]

a cursory history of swearing

 

[Orang Utan]

whatever happened to ragmags?

The internet

 

[Buddy Bradley]

There was a Pelican book on my parents' shelves by Anthony Smith called The Body. Sexy cover, unsecured content

My aunt and uncle had a massive coffee table edition of The Joy of Sex (or some similarly themed thing, I don't remember the exact name) that they kept on their living room bookshelf. It also happened to be the room that I slept in if we stayed the night...

 

[Pickman's model]

I found this sex ed book in my school library and it falls open here:

What books in your school library, local library or parents' bookshelves did you thumb through in feverish curiosity?

are you saying you've been thumbing through this tome in feverish curiosity?
incidentally, you'll want to get the glue out to fix that book.

 

[bi0boy]

If you took the paper cover off the actual hardback cover was a photo of a pile of naked women

 

[Orang Utan]

I remember being very disappointed with this:

 

[Orang Utan]

are you saying you've been thumbing through this tome in feverish curiosity?
incidentally, you'll want to get the glue out to fix that book.

It was handed in

 

[Pickman's model]

I remember being very disappointed with this:
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have you never thought of using the spoiler code so i don't have people crowding round my desk asking what i'm looking at?

 

[Orang Utan]

One book that had a sexy intriguing cover was one of Michael Moorcock's Jerry Cornelius novels. Now this one didn't disappointe, but all I remember is the sentence 'Jerry's semen entered her anus like liquid mercury'.

 

[DotCommunist]

James Herbert RIP was always good for a few dirty bits inamongst the horror

 

[Saul Goodman]

My mother caught me reading a book entitles 'Us', when I was about 10 years old. I have no idea where the book came from but to me it was hardcore porn, and I think my mother would have agreed

 

[Artaxerxes]

Viz and the Profanisaurus

 

[Pickman's model]

One book that had a sexy intriguing cover was one of Michael Moorcock's Jerry Cornelius novels. Now this one didn't disappointe, but all I remember is the sentence 'Jerry's semen entered her anus like liquid mercury'.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Viz and the Profanisaurus

Roger's profanasaurus... An essential accompaniment for every toilet

 

[Orang Utan]

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[Pickman's model]

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why are you ? ? as it says as the top

there were no results for a search for "jerry's semen entered her anus like liquid mercury". which would be a very strange sentence anyway because mercury under most human conditions is of course liquid. i think your sentence is sadly the product of your own imagination.

 

[Orang Utan]

why are you ? ? as it says as the top
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there were no results for a search for "jerry's semen entered her anus like liquid mercury". which would be a very strange sentence anyway because mercury under most human conditions is of course liquid. i think your sentence is sadly the product of your own imagination.

Why did you even bother searching for it?
I doubt I remembered it word for word.
Get a fucking life ffs.

 

[Pickman's model]

Why did you even bother searching for it?
I doubt I remembered it word for word.
Get a fucking life ffs.

i have a life. you can often find a book by googling but one sentence from within it - for example:

 

[jakethesnake]

I remember reading The White Hotel by DM Thomas when I was about 13... a confusing experience for a teenage boy! The holocaust stuff was a bit of a turn off though.

 

[ska invita]

Joy of sex for me... Beards.... Sauces and pickles etc

 

[Orang Utan]

i have a life. you can often find a book by googling but one sentence from within it - for example:
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I know. I tried to find it too, to no avail.

 

[hot air baboon]

...I remember my dad had a copy of this...which I found slightly off-putting tbh ....( + a couple of issues of Forum ( the magazine of human relations ? ) in a bedroom draw which was slightly more to my taste )

 

[Pickman's model]

there's something going on there, i could swear to it