Royal Kingdom: annoying, useless king

[scalyboy]

So I’ve recently been playing some free games on my mobile - lots of adverts, I understand the reason why, but the one that really gets my goat is that Royal Kingdom.

The feeble, useless king dressed in all his finery expects us to save him from fire, crushing boulders, snakes etc - while doing nothing whatsoever to save his skin except for repeatedly shouting ‘Yay!’ - the inarticulate fool. It’s down to us lackeys to rescue this regal wankard.

Personally I’d let him burn. Annoying little man.

 

[Silas Loom]

Not Royal Match? That’s the one where the king-saving stuff is bait and switch for a straightforward candy crush clone.

 

[Pickman's model]

So I’ve recently been playing some free games on my mobile - lots of adverts, I understand the reason why, but the one that really gets my goat is that Royal Kingdom.

The feeble, useless king dressed in all his finery expects us to save him from fire, crushing boulders, snakes etc - while doing nothing whatsoever to save his skin except for repeatedly shouting ‘Yay!’ - the inarticulate fool. It’s down to us lackeys to rescue this regal wankard.

Personally I’d let him burn. Annoying little man.

That's kings for you

 

[scalyboy]

That's kings for you

It is very true to life, I’ll give it that

 

[scalyboy]

Not Royal Match? That’s the one where the king-saving stuff is bait and switch for a straightforward candy crush clone.

That’s the fucker. They rebranded it so that even more royalty-loving lackeys and flunkies can spend their free time saving this hopeless buffoon’s arse