Return of the Drag: 2011

[machine cat]

I just spoke to a bloke called Israel McLaren!
How fucking nails is that name?

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I'm cold

 

[hiccup]

Good lord. It only seems to be 11:35. That is some fucked up shit.

 

[machine cat]

Good lord. It only seems to be 11:35. That is some fucked up shit.

Not long til lunch old bean

 

[Badgers]

If I had his name then I would have gold business cards and a personalised number plate and many wives.

 

[Badgers]

I'm cold

Do NOT walk into the light Qoggy!!!

 

[machine cat]

If I had his name then I would have gold business cards and a personalised number plate and many wives.

I'd have my own line of fragrances.

 

[Badgers]

__~

If I was as fucking excellent as Israel McLaren it would be a Cuban cigar

 

[machine cat]

__~

If I was as fucking excellent as Israel McLaren it would be a Cuban cigar

I bet he's smoking one right now in his penthouse apartment.

 

[Yu_Gi_Oh]

Evening draggers. Just got home from one job, now writing boring emails and spamming people on LinkedIn, I think my boss wants me to spam 500 people and collate their responses. *weeps*

No chips yet either ffs.

 

[neonwilderness]

I just spoke to a bloke called Israel McLaren!
How fucking nails is that name?

Even better than McLovin

 

[Badgers]

I bet he's smoking one right now in his penthouse apartment.

On the terrace, in a jacuzzi, yelling at his pilot for being late

 

[Badgers]

now writing boring emails and spamming people on LinkedIn, I think my boss wants me to spam 500 people and collate their responses

Do you use LinkedIn premium?

 

[machine cat]

Evening draggers. Just got home from one job, now writing boring emails and spamming people on LinkedIn, I think my boss wants me to spam 500 people and collate their responses. *weeps*

No chips yet either ffs.

This will help with the boredom:

 

[neonwilderness]

No chips yet either ffs.

That is an outrage

 

[machine cat]

On the terrace, in a jacuzzi, yelling at his pilot for being late

Can you blame him? He needs to get to his luxury yacht asap.

 

[Badgers]

Can you blame him? He needs to get to his luxury yacht asap.

((((Israel McLaren))))

 

[neonwilderness]

Can you blame him? He needs to get to his luxury yacht asap.

The pilot should have been drowned at birth

 

[Badgers]

Sarnies supplied by Wifey are great today

Off for a stroll at 1pm, might have to check the charity shop.

 

[neonwilderness]

Sarnies supplied by Wifey are great today

I was going to go out, but cuntboss is hinting about me getting stuff for her, so I don't think I'll bother

 

[machine cat]

Celebrity chef James Martin outside Leeds Town Hall.

No free food though

 

[Badgers]

I was going to go out, but cuntboss is hinting about me getting stuff for her, so I don't think I'll bother

Heh

Right, time for me to take a stroll to the old world

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Celebrity chef James Martin outside Leeds Town Hall.

No free food though

Oooooh I like him....I mean I know he is a bit of an egotisical arse but I would let him touch my bottom. For free!

 

[neonwilderness]

I am having some "FLAME GRILLED STEAK flavour potato crisps". Suitable for vegetarians

 

[marty21]

lunch over - plough on , heads down, work, work, work.

 

[sojourner]

@ neon ^ they are too!

In other news, I fucking hate some people today. Gossipy nosey fuckers.

 

[neonwilderness]

@ neon ^ they are too!

Further reading also reveals that they contain milk

 

[Biddlybee]

oi oi soj, just come on here to post a link for you: http://www.alabama3.co.uk/en/containers/mp3/main_mp3_player

First track is Love Will Tear Us Apart sung by Devlin

 

[sojourner]

oi oi soj, just come on here to post a link for you: http://www.alabama3.co.uk/en/containers/mp3/main_mp3_player

First track is Love Will Tear Us Apart sung by Devlin

Nice one mate! Awww...Devlin...she gonna be playing the acoustic tour then? FanfuckinTASTIC! Are these all the tracks then?!

 

[Biddlybee]

I think she's just on the album not tour