Return of the Drag: 2011

[neonwilderness]

Car tinkering has been rained off, so will be celebrating national chip week early tonight

 

[marty21]

Hula Hoops are 'Potato rings' - bought some on the way home (and a Yorkie Bar)

 

[machine cat]

thanks for clearing that up for us marty

 

[neonwilderness]

That is dedication!

 

[marty21]

It was something I needed to do

 

[Badgers]

It was something I needed to do

You keep on giving and giving when it matters

 

[Badgers]

Up early for the Loseday drag
Ran out of coffee
Wifey made my lunch last night though
It is half term week so the commute will be a calm, peaceful breeze today

 

[marty21]

half-term good - easy commute on the bus
half-term bad - the kids hang about on the estate - annoying folk

 

[Badgers]

Hi Ho Hi Ho, off to drag we go....

Listening to apocalyptic audio books cheers the mood.

I wonder what joyful client interaction today will bring? What will be the topic of banal office discussion today? Will the temp finally crack at the repeated requests for tea/coffee from the supping classes? Questions, questions......

 

[Badgers]

half-term good - easy commute on the bus
half-term bad - the kids hang about on the estate - annoying folk

Da Yoof?

They are annoying me and I am not even near the estate. Would a spell in the army do them any good?

 

[marty21]

Da Yoof?

They are annoying me and I am not even near the estate. Would a spell in the army do them any good?

yes


and


yes

 

[machine cat]

Tuesday

Listening to apocalyptic audio books cheers the mood.

What book?

 

[Badgers]

Tuesday

What book?

Do you think if we changed Tuesday/Loseday to Tuesday/Museday it would be better? Maybe Boozeday/Chewsday/Yahoosday would be a bit much?

Have Margaret Atwood - Oryx & Crake on the audio book. It is a good way to travel, the enjoyment of a book and the benefit of headphones silencing the chattering idiot in the seat in front. Her clothing choices are no doubt fascinating but 20+ minutes bleating on and on and on?

 

[machine cat]

Do you think if we changed Tuesday/Loseday to Tuesday/Museday it would be better? Maybe Boozeday/Chewsday/Yahoosday would be a bit much?

It'd still be the worst day of the week. Although I like the sound of Boozeday

Have Margaret Atwood - Oryx & Crake on the audio book. It is a good way to travel, the enjoyment of a book and the benefit of headphones silencing the chattering idiot in the seat in front. Her clothing choices are no doubt fascinating but 20+ minutes bleating on and on and on?

What clothes did she get?

 

[neonwilderness]

Morning!

 

[machine cat]

People are talking about Love Actually.


Kill me

 

[neonwilderness]

Cuntboss is telling her story about how she booked some train tickets and paid £1 extra to go first class and got free tea... again

 

[marty21]

colleague is having woes getting her phone upgrade sent to her, for 2 days she has been calling them to find out where the phone is - she should get it tomorrow, thank fuck. I told her I always go to the phone shop to get an upgrade and she had a look on her face

 

[QueenOfGoths]

People are talking about Love Actually.


Kill me

It would be a mercy killing

Cuntboss is telling her story about how she booked some train tickets and paid £1 extra to go first class and got free tea... again

Another mercy killing?

colleague is having woes getting her phone upgrade sent to her, for 2 days she has been calling them to find out where the phone is - she should get it tomorrow, thank fuck. I told her I always go to the phone shop to get an upgrade and she had a look on her face

Killing her would be a mercy killing!

 

[marty21]

same colleague seems to spend a lot of time talking to her family who also seem to have some sort of crisis everyday

 

[neonwilderness]

Another mercy killing?

But she got free tea! And it was only ONE pound more than standard!!!

 

[machine cat]

Just gone 10 and we've had three "pathetics" so far.

 

[TopCat]

Bored bored bored.

 

[Badgers]

What clothes did she get?

I am not sure, Jimmy Choo was mentioned though.

People are talking about Love Actually.


Kill me

Oh dear, so far all I have is people discussing work stuff mainly

 

[neonwilderness]

Just gone 10 and we've had three "pathetics" so far.

Is that more or less than normal?

 

[machine cat]

Is that more or less than normal?

Two more than usual, but all were said while discussing whatever shite the Metro printed today.

Edit: A "They should be shot at birth" would have been the icing on the cake, but alas, no right-wing lunacy today

 

[neonwilderness]

Two more than usual, but all were said while discussing whatever shite the Metro printed today.

Edit: A "They should be shot at birth" would have been the icing on the cake, but alas, no right-wing lunacy today

Pathetic

Our installer has called in to leave his van here while he's on holiday and is sat in the office at the moment. It's quite funny listening to cuntboss trying to join in the conversation

 

[marty21]

Pathetic

Our installer has called in to leave his van here while he's on holiday and is sat in the office at the moment. It's quite funny listening to cuntboss trying to join in the conversation

that happens with lazyboss - he can't do banter and small talk -

 

[neonwilderness]

She is currently talking about teapots

 

[Badgers]

I just spoke to a bloke called Israel McLaren!
How fucking nails is that name?