My exchange in the sandwich shop yesterday went something like this.
Hello darling, was I swearing at you in here yesterday, sorry!
No, not that I remember.
I get a bit stressed sometimes and have to leave.
No, I just saw you in the shop on the way home. You were shouting about how they shot hundreds of people where you're from and no one said anything.
I left and went to the pub. I shouldn't do it really, I'm nearly 50.
BLT please.
Mayonnaise?
Yes please.
That'll be £2.85.
Were any lasagne pies purchased today?
I think they may have overpriced them a littleIt seemed like yesterdays lasagne pies were still there
They were overgenerous with the mayo and a splodge ended up on my desk. Very little landed on my top so that's a win.
My exchange in Tesco yesterday (BLT!!, S&V and a porridge pot with strwbs)
Hiya
Hiya
Thanks
Thanks
Thanks
It seemed like yesterdays lasagne pies were still there
Perhaps today you can ask her if a lot of her friends and family were shot. And, if they were, did anyone say anything?
Mr ManFlu is moaning to someone on the phone about his cold
I have a sneaking suspicion that he might be hamming it up a bit. I think his family probably indulge him, but he never seems to make it to the docs that oftenHas anyone (colleagues/family/doctor) ever asked him how or why he is sick more of the time than he is well?
you'll need to remember this for next time
I have just seen your post on a certain red thread. You are a bad, bad boy
yet I still manage to raise a smile from people
We are laughing with you
Hello.
*searches*I have just seen your post on a certain red thread. You are a bad, bad boy
Oopsy!Omigodimsohungover