Return of the Drag: 2011 (part two)

[QueenOfGoths]

I was given one of these the other day, shame it's in beige and covered in manufacturers branding though

Is it...a belt that has a ...a..thing that you plug into computers in it...*quoggy has no idea what she is talking about *

 

[marty21]

Is it...a belt that has a ...a..thing that you plug into computers in it...*quoggy has no idea what she is talking about *

some sort of sorcery

 

[TruXta]

Where the hell have you been, we have been worried sick

Posting on the riot threads, of course. Plus I don' technically work much these days, so can't really be said to be dragging. I'll be better from now on.

 

[Badgers]

Bye winners

 

[machine cat]

Anyone do any copycat looting at work then? Sadly I can only loot myself these days. The fridge has been proper hammered these last couple of days.

I looted four cans of scrumpy jack from sainsbury's at lunchtime. and when I say looted I mean queued up for a few minutes and paid in cash.

 

[marty21]

Bye winners

I'm still here!

 

[neonwilderness]

Is it...a belt that has a ...a..thing that you plug into computers in it...*quoggy has no idea what she is talking about *

some sort of sorcery

Memory stick on a wristband, it's full of product info at the moment. Useful if you need a brochure or spec sheet while in the middle of the supermarket, or something

 

[Biddlybee]

I'm still here!

me too

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Memory stick on a wristband, it's full of product info at the moment. Useful if you need a brochure or spec sheet while in the middle of the supermarket, or something

Are we looking at the future....of wristbands!

 

[Badgers]

Posting on the riot threads, of course. Plus I don' technically work much these days, so can't really be said to be dragging. I'll be better from now on.

Apology accepted

 

[Badgers]

Still lovely outside

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I want some cider...but we don't have any. Diet fake red bull is no substitute

 

[5t3IIa]

Morning! Friday Eve already! We are all winners here!

 

[machine cat]

morning

 

[Badgers]

Morning all

Thought I was off tomorrow but off Monday instead. Dragbus commute is a bit slow so far.

 

[neonwilderness]

Morning!

 

[marty21]

morning - early drag - managed to drag my dragarse to work by 8.40 in the AM!

 

[Badgers]

Sandwich shop win today.

Me - Could I have a white baguette with cheese and ham please?
Her - Butter or salad on that?
Me - No thanks
Her - £2.20 sir
Me - Thank you

 

[marty21]

No butter?

 

[marty21]

for one colleague, the week is over already - just rang in sick for today AND tomorrow which means I can't leave early today despite getting in at 8.fucking.40

still flexi-time win

 

[Badgers]

No butter?

Sorry, my bad. Butter but no salad

 

[5t3IIa]

Sorry, my bad. Butter but no salad

See, this is why they have to ask you the same questons every day - you don't know what you want or how to ask for it! Communication, man!

 

[marty21]

See, this is why they have to ask you the same questons every day - you don't know what you want or how to ask for it! Communication, man!

it's no wonder they are so confused

 

[5t3IIa]

it's no wonder they are so confused

Exactly! It's that sort of thing that leads to wars, and marriages with no orgasms in.

 

[neonwilderness]

Were any lasagne pies purchased today?

 

[5t3IIa]

I'm not sure what the exchange of £1.2m for a pie will do to the economy

 

[marty21]

Exactly! It's that sort of thing that leads to wars, and marriages with no orgasms in.

quite, if people ordered butter with their sarnies, there would be no wars

 

[5t3IIa]

quite, if people ordered butter with their sarnies, there would be no wars

If people just personed-up and asked for what they want "Butter on the ham side to stick it to, and a thin scraping of mayo on the salad side for flavour, no, left a bit, left a bit, ah, that's it"

 

[neonwilderness]

I'm not sure what the exchange of £1.2m for a pie will do to the economy

It's what this country needs

 

[5t3IIa]

It's what this country needs

Alright, alright. Just sign this contract and I will promise to pay you in 2013 for part of a pie that you give me the whole of now for me to put in my tummy then in 2012 I will inform you that I can't pay and, by some magic accounting and loop-holery, you will end up owning me money