Could not get to see Mr Big Shrimp
His Southside Shopping Centre home is all locked up now. I hope he is okay!!
His Southside Shopping Centre home is all locked up now. I hope he is okay!!
Afternoon draggers
Back in the office today after Sunday night's shenanigens in Brixton. We also had an attempted burglary by some opportunistic twat yesterday afternoon. Unfortunately the open window he was trying to get into was in a room where my upstairs neighbour was sitting so he legged it without getting anything. However, he also busted our front gate quite badly with a crowbar. Have managed to fix it but fuck knows how he did it - it's over 6ft, made of metal and right on a busy thoroughfare. I reckon Brixton was the quietest place in the whole of London yesterday given there's nothing left to loot.
In other news, all our riot troubles are sorted. I just popped out to get a sarnie and Boris Johnson walked passed me looking tired but with extra bouffy hair. WE ARE SAVED !!101!1!!!
In other news, all our riot troubles are sorted. I just popped out to get a sarnie and Boris Johnson walked passed me looking tired but with extra bouffy hair. WE ARE SAVED !!101!1!!!
Could not get to see Mr Big Shrimp
His Southside Shopping Centre home is all locked up now. I hope he is okay!!
It seems so
Probably, Consett is a bit of a weird placeIs that the pub in the photo - it looks like a 7th Adventist Church or something!
It seems so
In other news, a new member of staff has just been introduced to us
He?
She?
Male or female? Marry, snog, avoid?
Do they still make Phileas Fogg crisps in Consett? *goes off to google*Probably, Consett is a bit of a weird place
She.
Marry.
you will need to marry both of themShe.
Marry.
you will need to marry both of them
O really! A rival to newbie1 maybe?
O really! A rival to newbie1 maybe?
This ^^^^ is the right ideaMake them fight over you MC.
Ideally naked in an paddling pool or something.
Film it for us.
you should leave early just in case - we've been told we have to lock the office and leave by 5.30 - as if we'd stay til 5.30We have been told that we can leave if we feel our journey is going to be difficult or we are worried about getting home....I have asked Mr. QofG's to see if it is all kicking off in Maidenhead just in case..
you should leave early just in case - we've been told we have to lock the office and leave by 5.30 - as if we'd stay til 5.30
my local boozer is a little dodgy, full of dodgy geezers, I suspect the youths will not have a go at it .I think I'm going to have to defend the local boozer from rioters.
I know Leeds train station seems like an unlikely place to loot, but you can never be too careful.
Afternoon draggers
Back in the office today after Sunday night's shenanigens in Brixton. We also had an attempted burglary by some opportunistic twat yesterday afternoon. Unfortunately the open window he was trying to get into was in a room where my upstairs neighbour was sitting so he legged it without getting anything. However, he also busted our front gate quite badly with a crowbar. Have managed to fix it but fuck knows how he did it - it's over 6ft, made of metal and right on a busy thoroughfare. I reckon Brixton was the quietest place in the whole of London yesterday given there's nothing left to loot.
In other news, all our riot troubles are sorted. I just popped out to get a sarnie and Boris Johnson walked passed me looking tired but with extra bouffy hair. WE ARE SAVED !!101!1!!!
MC could become a Moron!
An hour to go with only cuntboss and Mr ManFlu for company
That's not very nice
That is an everyday occurrence hereCan't you hear sirens and the sounds of breaking glass and looted TV's drifting over the Tyne ..I'm sure you can
An hour to go with only cuntboss and Mr ManFlu for company