Return of the Drag: 2011 (part two)

[QueenOfGoths]

When it goes off in Epsom we are all doomed

Someone asked me if anything was happening in Maidenhead to which my reaction was much the same ! Thought Mr.QofG's and I did consider what we might loot from the available shops in the High Street. Boots No. 7 moisteriser for men and a Hello Kitty soft toy were the favourites!

 

[neonwilderness]

No!! I shall have to watch it again now just to see this.

http://www.getcartertour.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/getcarter/extras/5finger.htm

 

[Badgers]

I was kicking in the windows of the kebab shop at 7am this morning but that is a pretty standard Tuesday for me

 

[marty21]

Why not suggest concentration camps?

good idea, I need to regain my position as the most right wing in the office

 

[quimcunx]

I think I remember why I never joined this before. It's in a public bit.

Leftwing drag here so no hang 'em from the rafters talk.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

http://www.getcartertour.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/getcarter/extras/5finger.htm

Fantastic

 

[neonwilderness]

I think Mr ManFlu might be sickening for something. He's only been back a day

 

[Badgers]

Mr ManFlucky struggling again??

Lunch plans people? I might stay desk based today as have some good rolls

 

[neonwilderness]

Mr ManFlucky struggling again??

Lunch plans people? I might stay desk based today as have some good rolls

He keeps blowing his nose in an overly dramatic fashion, I think he wants someone to ask if he's ok.

Unsure about lunch yet.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

He keeps blowing his nose in an overly dramatic fashion, I think he wants someone to ask if he's ok.

Unsure about lunch yet.

Ooooh that would annoy me so much

 

[hiccup]

This rioting is terrible. I had to walk an extra ten minutes to get on a bus this morning. Not to mention the fact that they smashed up my local organic market and café.

 

[marty21]

not sure about lunch - only an hour or so away, so need to make a decision soon.

 

[machine cat]

Mr ManFlucky struggling again??

Lunch plans people? I might stay desk based today as have some good rolls

I have a choice between soup and noodles.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I have a choice between soup and noodles.

Noodles. Because they are better than soup and would be a good name for a cat!

 

[marty21]

Noodles. Because they are better than soup and would be a good name for a cat!

Noodles is also a good 'secret' name for your significant other

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Noodles is also a good 'secret' name for your significant other

Are you talking about your willy?

 

[quimcunx]

I'm glad I finally have a name for Marty's willy.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I'm glad I finally have a name for Marty's willy.

I always thought it was known as "The Beast".

 

[Badgers]

I'm glad I finally have a name for Marty's willy.

Something we can all enjoy and post time and time again for posterity

 

[Badgers]

Just had a chap from Nigeria call my office and ask if Britain is a safe place to do business

 

[TruXta]

Back to work today, interviewing a chap in Australia over Skype.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Just had a chap from Nigeria call my office and ask if Britain is a safe place to do business

Did you say yes but it is very difficult to move money around at the moment and you have £5million pounds to get out of the country but need his address, bank details and a upfront refundable fee of £5000 to get started...

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Oh and Mr. Moany has just been in advocating the use of water cannon and tear gas on the rioters! Hardly a surprise as he is basically only happy when he is moaning

 

[machine cat]

Noodles. Because they are better than soup and would be a good name for a cat!

noodles it is!

 

[Badgers]

Did you say yes but it is very difficult to move money around at the moment and you have £5million pounds to get out of the country but need his address, back details and a upfront refundable fee of £5000 to get started...

 

[5t3IIa]

I'm glad I finally have a name for Marty's willy.

My niece's nickname is Noodle

 

[marty21]

me and noodles are going to lunch soon, still undecided about venue - noodles fancies meat

 

[Yu_Gi_Oh]

Hoping you're all surviving the London drama, draggers! I am practically spitting on your behalf that it hasn't delayed you all getting into work!

 

[5t3IIa]

Argh

 

[5t3IIa]

Hoping you're all surviving the London drama, draggers! I am practically spitting on your behalf that it hasn't delayed you all getting into work!

I implied it did when I rocked in 30 minutes late