marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
Yesterday in Starbucks at Waterloo a man on the table next to me got out a tin of sweetcorn, opened it, got out a plastic fork and then started to eat the sweetcorn
I like to imagine that if badgers had been there he would have wrestled the fork out of the man's hand, thrown him to the ground, sat on him and shouted "NO!" repeatedly into his face until the man begged for mercy!
I've done some bad things in my life, but I have never stooped as low as that man.