Return of the Drag: 2011 (part two)

[quimcunx]

Brixton is still standing!
I'm on a bus

 

[neonwilderness]

it's the war, we are at war, and B is escaping the CARNAGE!

There has been no mention of the riots here yet, people are too busy talking about Game of Thrones

 

[neonwilderness]

There has been no mention of the riots here yet

I spoke too soon

 

[5t3IIa]

I spoke too soon

Are they/we lawless animals? What angle are old whatsit and thingy coming from? Daily Fail or Guardian!?

 

[QueenOfGoths]

New boards are freaky at work - no avatars and a strange style (which I am trting to chavge *panics slightly, takes a deep breath and looks around*

No riot talk here....yet.

 

[neonwilderness]

Are they/we lawless animals? What angle are old whatsit and thingy coming from? Daily Fail or Guardian!?

Mr OneShow - "It's typical of blacks"

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Mr OneShow - "It's typical of blacks"

That is terrible!

 

[5t3IIa]

Mr OneShow - "It's typical of blacks"

Scream "And that is typical of hoary old dinosaurs like you! You're extinct, mate! Extinct!!1!" in his stupid fat face!

 

[marty21]

Mr OneShow - "It's typical of blacks"

oh dear - we need some Geordies to loot that big mall in Gateshead - to realign his brain

 

[neonwilderness]

That is terrible!

Scream "And that is typical of hoary old dinosaurs like you! You're extinct, mate! Extinct!!1!" in his stupid fat face!

He's gone out now thank fuck. He probably came up with that opinion after watching 5 minutes of Sky news

He's not usually that bad, but has to have an option on everything. Even if he is talking complete shit.

 

[neonwilderness]

oh dear - we need some Geordies to loot that big mall in Gateshead - to realign his brain

That would be good, our office is about a minute away from the Metro Centre

 

[marty21]

when I wrote Gateshead in my last post - I almost wrote Goatsiehead

 

[5t3IIa]

Having an opinion scares me tbh.

 

[neonwilderness]

when I wrote Gateshead in my last post - I almost wrote Goatsiehead

Theories of the derivation of the name 'Gateshead' include 'head of the (Roman) road' or 'goat’s headland', as the River Tyne at this point was once roamed by goats.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Only riot comments here have veen to do with the fact that ab ex-colleague lives in Enfield and how if it happened in Enfield it could happen in Sutton! Not sure about that logic but...

 

[machine cat]

No riot talk here either, but I am off out at lunch to stock up on cider and tins of Stagg just in case they spread to Halifax.

 

[marty21]

No riot talk here either, but I am off out at lunch to stock up on cider and tins of Stagg just in case they spread to Halifax.

wait for the riots to spread and you can get all the Stagg Products you will ever need, for Nowt!

 

[neonwilderness]

No riot talk here either, but I am off out at lunch to stock up on cider and tins of Stagg just in case they spread to Halifax.

I don't think things are that bad yet

 

[marty21]

I don't think things are that bad yet

MC will be the one laughing when the shit hits the fan and he has a cellar full of Stagg stuff.

 

[5t3IIa]

I've got no one to talk to about the disturbances

 

[machine cat]

wait for the riots to spread and you can get all the Stagg Products you will ever need, for Nowt!

True, however I'd have to be quick. I bet they're the first things to go when a supermarket gets looted.

 

[marty21]

we had a brief chat - no one said anything particularly controversial

 

[marty21]

True, however I'd have to be quick. I bet they're the first things to go when a supermarket gets looted.

you need to stay alert, and have a shopping trolley with you at all times .

 

[QueenOfGoths]

No riot talk here either, but I am off out at lunch to stock up on cider and tins of Stagg just in case they spread to Halifax.

I would add toilet roll to your list given the known effects of Stagg chilli!

 

[5t3IIa]

I'd have Fray Bentos pies if there was a. a riot b. looting c. looting in a Sainsbury's d. I had a rucksack

I'd never purchase one with money but I had one once and I couldn't really make up my mind about it.

 

[neonwilderness]

MC will be the one laughing when the shit hits the fan and he has a cellar full of Stagg stuff.

The shit will also be hitting the fan when he starts eating it too

 

[quimcunx]

I love Fray Bentos pies. Steak and kidney only. lush.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Yesterday in Starbucks at Waterloo a man on the table next to me got out a tin of sweetcorn, opened it, got out a plastic fork and then started to eat the sweetcorn

I like to imagine that if badgers had been there he would have wrestled the fork out of the man's hand, thrown him to the ground, sat on him and shouted "NO!" repeatedly into his face until the man begged for mercy!

 

[machine cat]

I would add toilet roll to your list given the known effects of Stagg chilli!

The shit will also be hitting the fan when he starts eating it too

you need to stay alert, and have a shopping trolley with you at all times .

I may as well get in early and just loot the supermarket by myself during my lunchbreak.

 

[marty21]

I may as well get in early and just loot the supermarket by myself during my lunchbreak.

The Police will totally understand, and congratulate you on your preparedness.