Return of the Drag: 2011 (part two)

[Badgers]

You just stay away from her. I've heard about you!

 

[machine cat]

Mum was also convinced that a bad man called John (a mate of my dad) had given me a very strong drink which made a bit argumentative with dad in the afternoon

I'm 46, I can get very strong drinks on my own now mum

 

[quimcunx]

Yeah, why, why TCP, Quoggy? Why? Do you hate people? Is it even any good? I've no reason to believe so.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Well he wasn't really here long enough to take any work of anyone else, but yeah I think they are looking for a replacement

Add tea making skills to the job description. Plus ninja skills, just in case!

 

[QueenOfGoths]

It does work honest - soak some cotton wool and dab it on the offending ear then soak the earring - or bit that goes in your ear - in TCP before putting it in. If your earring disolves during this process it's a bad 'un!

 

[machine cat]

Add tea making skills to the job description. Plus ninja skills, just in case!

A tea making ninja eh?

 

[quimcunx]

It does work honest - soak some cotton wool and dab it on the offending ear then soak the earring - or bit that goes in your ear - in TCP before putting it in. If your earring disolves during this process it's a bad 'un!

I'm not going to do it! I'm not a horrible person.

You have foosty ears and you're still putting earrings in them? Why not use an antiseptic cream or dab them with hydrogen peroxide or anything that isn't TCP to make them better then not put TCP on your earrings?

This is all very upsetting.

 

[marty21]

A tea making ninja eh?

every office should have one...



suddenly a cup of tea appears, you have no idea who made it... it just appeared on your desk, just the way you like it, and you can tell, they put the milk in last

 

[QueenOfGoths]

A tea making ninja eh?

We all want one. A cup of tea just appears on your desk.....stealth tea ftw

 

[QueenOfGoths]

every office should have one...



suddenly a cup of tea appears, you have no idea who made it... it just appeared on your desk, just the way you like it, and you can tell, they put the milk in last

Lol

 

[QueenOfGoths]

'Cos ..... 'cos....just...'cos

 

[marty21]

I'm cunting off early

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I'm cunting off early

Are the bad men after you with hard liquor?

 

[quimcunx]

'Cos ..... 'cos....just...'cos

do you like the smell? Are you a pervert?

 

[Badgers]

foosty ears?

 

[Badgers]

Thirsty now

 

[quimcunx]

foosty ears?

manky, mouldy, infected.

 

[quimcunx]

dual penetration.

 

[marty21]

Are the bad men after you with hard liquor?

hopefully

 

[Badgers]

manky, mouldy, infected then

 

[QueenOfGoths]

do you like the smell? Are you a pervert?

Yes...and yes

 

[Badgers]

How do you pronounce the Polish name 'Katarzyna'

 

[neonwilderness]

Add tea making skills to the job description. Plus ninja skills, just in case!

According to cuntboss he ate too many mints, so we need to bear that in mind

 

[machine cat]

How do you pronounce the Polish name 'Katarzyna'

"Katarzyna"

 

[Badgers]

Kat-er-zhin-uh with sort of a j sound

 

[quimcunx]

Yes...and yes

I'd have it made illegal. Just because you like it is no reason to indulge you in your perversion.

How do you pronounce the Polish name 'Katarzyna'

I would pronounce it Katareena. Why should I kow tow to their funny ideas about names.

 

[Badgers]

Boss Man left an hour ago
Radio Woman is packing up and off on holiday for a week
Corporate Man and Padawan Learner will leave together most likely, so hopefully one of them has to leave early

 

[machine cat]

Boss Man left an hour ago
Radio Woman is packing up and off on holiday for a week
Corporate Man and Padawan Learner will leave together most likely, so hopefully one of them has to leave early

Everyone still here. Grandma expected to leave in 5 minutes, I shall be second at dead on 5.

 

[TruXta]

End of today's drag, on the fiddy-nine back home, footie beckons.

 

[quimcunx]

50 mins still to go. I got to sleep at 2 and was awake by 6am. It's been a long day.