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Return of the Drag: 2011 (part two)

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He should have bought a kebab to eat while he queued

Btw doesn't Napoleon need replacing at your place? Won't you be getting a new newbie soon?

We are apparently due a man to do office managing and a bit of HR (to replace someone who is leaving). Will he be pretty, will he be rich is all we are asking!!
 
Oh no! You'll miss him, won't you? :D

Has he been taken off the contracts he never did to never do something else?
 
Oh no! You'll miss him, won't you? :D

Has he been taken off the contracts he never did to never do something else?

His post was 'discontinued' in the recent reorganisation so he has moved (he says promoted, we say shunted sideways!) to a different department....thank fuck! :D
 
his newbie ways are probably fucking other people off now

We have heard dark talk of such....and this from when he was only up there for a few hours '"earning the ropes".

In other news my earring hurts!! Well, okay not my earring but the whole in my ear where my earring goes hurst. Reminds me of a teenager and buying really cheap and tacky earrings from the market made of lead or something which rotted your ear away. But these are not cheap and tacky....much!

Bah, more TCP for me this evening :(
 
I was reminded of being a teenager on Saturday night - after becoming severely over-refreshed during the day, I got back to my mums at about 12 - and I experienced performance issues with my keys and the lock - I then saw the light go on upstairs and the familar shape of my mum appeared at the window - the front door then opened - I got the LOOK! and stumbled in slurring 'I'm going to bed'

I felt 17 again! :cool:
 
I was reminded of being a teenager on Saturday night - after becoming severely over-refreshed during the day, I got back to my mums at about 12 - and I experienced performance issues with my keys and the lock - I then saw the light go on upstairs and the familar shape of my mum appeared at the window - the front door them opened - I got the LOOK! and stumbled in slurring 'I'm going to bed'

I felt 17 again! :cool:

Fantastic :D
 
The reception at my old place totally reeked of Germolene all the time. Now, don't get me wrong - I like the smell of Germolene but I like to savour it in private moments. Not be confronted by a choking pink miasma everytime I'm nipping out for a snout :mad:

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Mum was also convinced that a bad man called John (a mate of my dad) had given me a very strong drink which made a bit argumentative with dad in the afternoon

I'm 46, I can get very strong drinks on my own now mum:cool:

Bad men leading marty astray, excellent!!
 
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