At least I have something to drink as I walk to the off licence.
At least I have something to drink as I walk to the off licence.
How about what to drink before you have the drink that you drink as you walk to the off licence?
It'll have to be tea
It'll have to be tea
Yorkshire tea?
If newbie1 makes it perhaps that will give it a bit of extra....something!
She puts the milk in first
He should have bought a kebab to eat while he queued
Who is newbie1???? IS THERE A NEWNEWBIE???
Who is newbie1???? IS THERE A NEWNEWBIE???
Which means she has no class which also means anything goes if you get what I mean?
Will he be pretty, will he be rich
Anything you say?
Oh no! You'll miss him, won't you?
Has he been taken off the contracts he never did to never do something else?
Who is newbie1???? IS THERE A NEWNEWBIE???
this was explained fully in the previous drag thread
His post was 'discontinued' in the recent reorganisation so he has moved (he says promoted, we say shunted sideways!) to a different department....thank fuck!
Also mentioned in the huddle
Also mentioned in the huddle
fully mentioned in the huddle
his newbie ways are probably fucking other people off now
I was reminded of being a teenager on Saturday night - after becoming severely over-refreshed during the day, I got back to my mums at about 12 - and I experienced performance issues with my keys and the lock - I then saw the light go on upstairs and the familar shape of my mum appeared at the window - the front door them opened - I got the LOOK! and stumbled in slurring 'I'm going to bed'
I felt 17 again!
In fact newbie 1 is the top discussion topic in the huddle
You just stay away from her. I've heard about you!
Btw doesn't Napoleon need replacing at your place? Won't you be getting a new newbie soon?
Mum was also convinced that a bad man called John (a mate of my dad) had given me a very strong drink which made a bit argumentative with dad in the afternoon
I'm 46, I can get very strong drinks on my own now mum