uh oh....
Oh?
uh oh....
No! Which is quite amazing given he had the quorn ones the night before You would think you would notice the difference between hickory smoked pork and quorn wouldn't you? I know I bloody did
Tell him it was a vegetarian pig
My kisses are poison....delicious poison !
Big-Big-Head-of-Region-Boss-Woman has been in the office to say hi.
As she was giving her talk I noticed that she kept looking at this picture pinned up on my divider.
Shall I clear my desk now?
Big-Big-Head-of-Region-Boss-Woman has been in the office to say hi.
As she was giving her talk I noticed that she kept looking at this picture pinned up on my divider.
Shall I clear my desk now?
Like a corn fed chicken?
remember to tell her if she retreats from anything - there are orders to shoot her, and you will not hesitate
I want a sausage now.
In a roll?
That would be acceptable
@ self
I want a sausage now.
still waiting for shrimp news
It's not as bad as MY fuck up!
Maybe time for a jazz cigarette in the park?
That would be acceptable
New Mr Big Shrimp arrived today!!!!
Found that pigeon story from yesterday, it's not quite as exciting as the headline made out
http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/crime/sunderland_man_dealt_in_drugs_for_pigeons_1_3630210
The blacking up thread is diverting me from my job application.