Return of the Drag: 2011 (part two)

[Badgers]

Cricket is distracting

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I saw a man with no shirt on when I was walking to work this morning...not unusual in this heat maybe but it was cooler at 9.30am and he was walking down Marylebone Road.

Plus he had quite shiney pants which were showed above his low slung jeans.

It was quite a pleasant start to my day. And neither did I fall over or walk into anything while staring at him, which was a plus.

 

[machine cat]

Stagg Whippet Chilli?

You want one of these.....in fact EVERYONE should have one of these to celebrate Yorkshire Is Great And So Are All The People Who Are From There Day

 

[Voley]

Job application drag today, people. Dull dull dully dull dull.

 

[Voley]

I am currently trying to remember what month it was when I left a job 16 years ago. I can remember it being sunny when we went for a pint after so I'm going to say 'June'.

 

[Badgers]

I am currently trying to remember what month it was when I left a job 16 years ago. I can remember it being sunny when we went for a pint after so I'm going to say 'June'.

What pint did you have?

 

[Voley]

Possibly a Kronenbourg or a Stella. I liked my lager in them days. Will that help me remember the month?

 

[Badgers]

Possibly a Kronenbourg or a Stella. I liked my lager in them days. Will that help me remember the month?

Possibly?

 

[Voley]

I'm sticking with June.

 

[5t3IIa]

Workyargh!

Seems alright so far. See Facebook fir beach pic.

 

[machine cat]

Chicken Tikka butty ftw

 

[machine cat]

Shrimp news?

 

[TruXta]

On the 59 goin into town. Fully clothed i might add.

 

[5t3IIa]

Shrimp news?

Nah, Truxta's got his scivvies on now.

 

[machine cat]

Nah, Truxta's got his scivvies on now.

 

[quimcunx]

lunch in the park. All hot and bothered now.

 

[5t3IIa]

lunch in the park. All hot and bothered now.

I need you to model for me later while I stick you with pins to make a fat suit. Cool?

 

[Badgers]

Shrimp news?

Watch this space

 

[quimcunx]

I need you to model for me later while I stick you with pins to make a fat suit. Cool?

I can't think of anything more delightful. I'm home about 7.15

 

[sojourner]

fucksake

I texted chap to tell him there were leftover saussies in the fridge for his lunch. I didn't open MY leftover saussies until about half hour later.

My leftover saussies were the veggie ones. Rang to tell him but he'd already eaten them I'm fucking shit, me

 

[neonwilderness]

Is he a veggie?

If he hasn't noticed just say nothing

 

[Badgers]

Is he a veggie?

Would be funnier if he was Muslim or Hebrew tbh

 

[sojourner]

Is he a veggie?

If he hasn't noticed just say nothing

Yes he is I CAN'T not say anything! I've already rang and fessed up

 

[Badgers]

Yes he is I CAN'T not say anything! I've already rang and fessed up

Were they cooked in lard?

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Yes he is I CAN'T not say anything! I've already rang and fessed up

Oh dear ....but also a bit , sorry!!

 

[sojourner]

Were they cooked in lard?

No, but they were DAMN fine saussies - hickory smoked pork saussies.

Oh dear ....but also a bit , sorry!!

I know. I got really upset though!

 

[QueenOfGoths]

No, but they were DAMN fine saussies - hickory smoked pork saussies.



I know. I got really upset though!

Aw (((Soj)))

 

[Badgers]

Did he not notice?

 

[machine cat]

uh oh....

 

[sojourner]

Did he not notice?

No! Which is quite amazing given he had the quorn ones the night before You would think you would notice the difference between hickory smoked pork and quorn wouldn't you? I know I bloody did