Queen Death: Thread for unhinged Tweets, opinions and behaviour

[flypanam]

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Fuck sake, Mountbatten’s hand or leg or ear or finger should be in that photo.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Shes riding a swan in the top one

In the Lyda style?

 

[steveo87]

Girl, 10, takes 'mind blowing' photo of Queen in the clouds over Staffordshire

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She must be furious to end up there of all places

Is that....IAN BEALE?!

 

[weltweit]

Immediate action seems to have won the day for Charles III..

Me I mourned and waited for the call. "Weltweit I" had a nice ring to it I thought but the call never came, just a prat asking me whether they could advise me on my energy bills. The call never came and in the meantime Charles III announced himself and won the day

Grumpy ..

 

[Weller]

In the Lyda style?

this style.... top left ..... cloud watching for deceased monarchs is an acquired skill skill

 

[editor]

 

[Epona]

I saw her this afternoon...
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Sorry but that is clearly Alfred Hitchcock.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

 

[Artaxerxes]

Sorry but that is clearly Alfred Hitchcock.

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Mate that's Tetsuo

 

[danny la rouge]

Sorry but that is clearly Alfred Hitchcock.

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[killer b]

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I'd recognise those sausage fingers anywhere...

 

[RubyToogood]

 

[DaveCinzano]

I'd recognise those sausage fingers anywhere...

Lifeless fingers, cold fingers, like a doll's fingers

 

[Cid]

It's ninja turtle (facing away, mourning the queen) or stay puft.

 

[MrSki]

 

[Epona]

It's ninja turtle (facing away, mourning the queen) or stay puft.

Every cloud looks like stay puft. It is a feature of clouds

 

[Weller]

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Thats the thing with cloud watching for the monarchy the more you see , then the more you see its clearly Ghislaine Maxwell watching him too

 

[Epona]

Thats the thing with cloud watching the more you , see the more you see its clearly Ghislaine Maxwell watching him too

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Oh mate my dinner is going to be ready soon, I have to eat

 

[donkyboy]

y didn't she just use the saddle? thats why its there

 

[pinkmonkey]

My local paper

 

[weepiper]

 

[Epona]

y didn't she just use the saddle? thats why its there

Sorry but no it isn't!

 

[Epona]

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I had to use a scab till in Asda today because the ladies loos in the shopping centre were out of commission (actually locked at the main door), there were massive queues for the staffed tills, and I really needed to get back on the bus FUCKING ASAP LEST I PISS MESSELF BEFORE I GET HOME - and the scanner still beeped...

I'm actually calling BS on this story, there isn't as far as I know a button to turn off the beeps, it's built in.

 

[Artaxerxes]

I chuckled.

 

[Lurdan]

The sad news just keeps coming.

Twitter link

 

[Calamity1971]

I had to use a scab till in Asda today because the ladies loos in the shopping centre were out of commission (actually locked at the main door), there were massive queues for the staffed tills, and I really needed to get back on the bus FUCKING ASAP LEST I PISS MESSELF BEFORE I GET HOME - and the scanner still beeped...

I'm actually calling BS on this story, there isn't as far as I know a button to turn off the beeps, it's built in.

In Sainsbury's there's a volume button/mute. I was scanning and putting things through , but I was hearing the person nexts to me beep ( couple of weeks ago) lady came and said someone's turned it down and turned it up without her log in. Not sure about asdas .

 

[DaveCinzano]

 

[Epona]

In Sainsbury's there's a volume button/mute. I was scanning and putting things through , but I was hearing the person nexts to me beep ( couple of weeks ago) lady came and said someone's turned it down and turned it up without her log in. Not sure about asdas .

Well that's a bit shitty, I like a loud beep due to my auditory issues - it's a clear "this item has been scanned" indicator without needing to read the screen (and usually by that point in a supermarket I am about to fizz over in terms of not dealing well with stuff!)

 

[Calamity1971]

Well that's a bit shitty, I like a loud beep due to my auditory issues - it's a clear "this item has been scanned" indicator without needing to read the screen (and usually by that point in a supermarket I am about to fizz over in terms of not dealing well with stuff!)

Yeh, I normally look at the red/ green light. Didn't realise how much notice I took of the beep.

 

[8ball]

If in doubt: it scanned.

Alarms permitting..