Post Sachsgate, nominate the trash TV/radio you want to see cancelled

[clandestino]

"Some day a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets..."

Here's how it's gonna be. Post Sachsgate, the TV and radio execs of the land will be forced to clear up the trash that's been clogging up their stations for far too long. But they need assistance. They need you, the good people of Urban, to help them understand that what they previously thought was edgy is, in fact, crap.

So nominate the trash TV and radio you'd like to see the back of here.

I'll start. Wave bye bye to:

George Lamb
Friday Night Project
Justin Lee Collins
Eight Out Of Ten Cats
Mock The Week
Anything involving Avid Merion

 

[Mrs Magpie]

George Lamb
Friday Night Project
Justin Lee Collins
Eight Out Of Ten Cats
Mock The Week
Anything involving Avid Merion

I have no idea what any of this is. Therefore it must be TV.
Solution. Listen to Radio 4 and sod anything else.

 

[clandestino]

George Lamb is a presenter on 6 Music. Imagine Russell Brand but without the charm, wit, erudition, and sense of decorum and decency.

 

[quimcunx]

The Daily Mail.

All sleb gossip magazines.

 

[clandestino]

The Daily Mail.

All sleb gossip magazines.

Refer to OP please. Just TV and radio stuff for this thread.

 

[electrogirl]

Chris Moyles. fucking please.

 

[clandestino]

Of course, good call! I'll add him to the list:

George Lamb
Friday Night Project
Justin Lee Collins
Eight Out Of Ten Cats
Mock The Week
Anything involving Avid Merion
Chris Moyles

 

[electrogirl]

actually, jo whiley too.

 

[quimcunx]

Refer to OP please. Just TV and radio stuff for this thread.

actually, jo whiley too.

Yes please! Can't stand the woman.

 

[electrogirl]

Yes please! Can't stand the woman.

did you know she discovered th artic monkeys?! NO? Well she did!!

Oh and Nirvana, they'd be nothing without her, no siree bobby bob.

NOTHING.

 

[isitme]

every program which involves some twat from surrey buying a house in kent or umbria or somewhere with about a million pounds

and every program which involves cunts cooking

and all the soap operas

and all the panel shows

and everything on ITV

and all of the reality shows and fake reality shows

and all of the karaoke and talent shows

they should just have films on all the time and maybe stop for match of the day and cartoons and the odd documentary

and there should only be 3 channels, one playing music videos, the one described above, and one for shit, but if you watch that one someone is sent round to your house to break your windows

 

[FridgeMagnet]

just everything, apart from Dr Who

let's not mess about

 

[electrogirl]

every program which involves some twat from surrey buying a house in kent or umbria or somewhere with about a million pounds

and every program which involves cunts cooking

and all the soap operas

and all the panel shows

and everything on ITV

and all of the reality shows and fake reality shows

and all of the karaoke and talent shows

they should just have films on all the time and maybe stop for match of the day and cartoons and the odd documentary

and there should only be 3 channels, one playing music videos, the one described above, and one for shit, but if you watch that one someone is sent round to your house to break your windows

what would i watch?

what would i do with my life?

 

[electrogirl]

Fearne Cotton.

 

[isitme]

what would i watch?

what would i do with my life?

click new posts on here, smoke cigarettes, watch films, look at porn, drink, read a book, eat crisps, watch manga,

 

[El Jefe]

I have no idea what any of this is. Therefore it must be TV.
Solution. Listen to Radio 4 and sod anything else.

To be fair though, while R4 excels in many ways, its comedy is about 80% unfunny, its drama often risible... R4 is great but it doesn't cover every base. TV mostly sucks but it's simplistic to write it off entirely

 

[electrogirl]

I think they should stop Gordon Ramsay making programmes for a bit. I think he's becoming consumed by his own celebrity identity and become weirdo parody of himself.

He looks like he's on the whizz on that new advert, all jumping around and clapping and stuff. It's unnerving.

 

[isitme]

I think they should stop Gordon Ramsay making programmes for a bit. I think he's becoming consumed by his own celebrity identity and become weirdo parody of himself.

He looks like he's on the whizz on that new advert, all jumping around and clapping and stuff. It's unnerving.

I think they should stop this whole cult of celebrity around people who blatantly have small penises

 

[electrogirl]

I think they should stop this whole cult of celebrity around people who blatantly have small penises

clarkson fo sho

 

[isitme]

clarkson fo sho

I always thought he would have top gear myself

Richard Hammond on the other hand

 

[electrogirl]

I always thought he would have top gear myself

Richard Hammond on the other hand

i used to fancy him before he got that weirdo haircut.

 

[isitme]

I never get why these people are attractive to women

if he wasn't on TV you wouldn't even look twice at him

he always comes across as a nasty little boy to me

 

[Kid_Eternity]

just everything, apart from Dr Who

let's not mess about

Um Dr Who is pants. I'd rather watch Jo Whiley for eight straight every day...

 

[Cid]

Most of BBC3, all radio1 DJs between 7am and 7pm.

 

[editor]

George Lamb
Anything involving celebrities
Vanessa Feltz
Big Brother

 

[Cid]

I was really getting into R6 when Lamb started playing... It was like being smacked in the face by a new friend.

 

[Dhimmi]

Fearne Cotton.

Hurrah!!!!!

 

[Flashman]

What's up with Cotton? Gen question.

 

[darkfibre]

Chris Moyles. fucking please.

On the rooftop a naked DJ stands, smearing himself with jam.
His abject horror in the realisation of self-knowledge.
He's distressed, we hear that now.
His sobs threaten to spoil the moment for a moment.
But now.. he's back on track putting the nylon rope over his head.
He checks the knot.. and then steps off the edge...
And before the noose tightens he cries out:
'I'M CHRIS MOYLES! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!'
And a thousand voices cry out from open windows: 'No fucking way!'
And as his spine is snapped in half I think 'God, I hope he heard them'.

All radio should be 24 hour Blue Jam and Jeremy Hardy re-runs.

All TV should be nothing but re-runs of 'Don't Watch That, Watch This' and 'George Parr' sketches by 'The Two Johns'.

Scrap everything else. Especially the 'News'.

 

[Gingerman]

X factor,celeb come dancing,celeb come wanking,in fact anything with the word celeb in it, oh yes and the soaps and property makeover progs as well.