Pitch the next entry in the Die Hard franchise

[DaveCinzano]

One Flew Gruber The Cuckoo's Nest
McClane finds himself committed to a secure psychiatric facility for evaluation after imagining yet another convoluted criminal/terroristic conspiracy

 

[Idris2002]

That final paragraph really tied the statement together

Rugs: just say no.

 

[Yossarian]

Dubai Hard

An aging John McClane decides to top up his pension by accepting an assignment to ferret out expat Western pot smokers in the emirate.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Thank You For Smirking
The franchise takes a sideways move into satirical black comedy as McClane is placed on security detail when a lobbyist for Big Tobacco becomes a target for hardcore antismokers.

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Vest And The Furious
It's time to double down on singlets as McClane takes on a gang of reckless street racers led by Vin Diesel

 

[marty21]

Die Hard /GBBO Crossover

Die Hard : No Soggy Bottoms Motherfuckers.

 

[DotCommunist]

Not because it is Die Easy, but because it is Die Hard

 

[Elpenor]

Die Hard with Avengers

McClane is transported into the Marvel Cinematic Universe

 

[marty21]

Die Hard with Avengers

McClane is transported into the Marvel Cinematic Universe

A show that needs to be made

 

[A380]

Not just one film but a whole studio's worth where McClane is pitted against cute sheep, northern stereotypes, naughty penguins and wise dogs. All made of plasticine.

Die Hardman Animation.

 

[DaveCinzano]

I'm hearing rumours of the franchise branching out into television with the launch of sitcom A Vested Detective Man

 

[Raheem]

Tryhard

A Home and Away spinoff, in which Alf Stewart has to deal with an annoying, over-enthusiastic teenage terrorist wannabe who has taken everyone hostage in the Surf Club. The great galah.

 

[Idris2002]

Goonlighting

Demented former stage hand McClain tries to light Secombe and Milligan on fire.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Not just one film but a whole studio's worth where McClane is pitted against cute sheep, northern stereotypes, naughty penguins and wise dogs. All made of plasticine.

Die Hardman Animation.

The Wrong Guy In The Wrong Trousers At The Wrong Time

 

[surreybrowncap]

Die Hardy..
McClain goes under cover in b/w.
His aim is to prevent gay killing..

 

[Orang Utan]

Gay killing? WTF?

 

[Dom Traynor]

Groundhog Die Hard

 

[DaveCinzano]

12 Monkeys In The Wrench
McClane versus time travelling Grubers

 

[DaveCinzano]

Schieß Dem Fenster Gotta Have It
The Spike Lee/Hans Gruber creative mashup no one knew we needed, terrible German or not

 

[A380]

In the interval of a live musical version of Die Hard! Wil report back .

 

[blairsh]

John Mclane retires and becomes a celebrity vegan chef.

Try Chard!

 

[Elpenor]

The Guns of Nakatomi

 

[T & P]

I was going to say he is due an international outing but I seem to remember he went to Russia in the fourth instalment, which was shite anyway.

I think a time travel adventure would be great. John McClane gets accidentally transported to late 19th century London and forms an uneasy alliance with Sherlock Holmes whilst fighting not only deadly foes but Victorian class prejudice.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Twinkie Largo - McClane heads down to Florida where an old cop buddy has retired and is now running a hotel, just as a huge tropical storm is about to hit...

 

[Karl Masks]

John McClane goes to university to train as a cardiologist at a prestigious German university.

Die Heart.

 

[quiet guy]

John McLane takes one too many little blue pills and Dies Hard

 

[T & P]

He has piled up on the pounds a bit too much since retirement and been told by his doctor he’ll be dead within a year unless he loses serious weight. Will he do it? Diet Hard.

 

[Joe Chi Min]

John learns German:

Eins Zwei Drei Hard

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Der/Die/Das Hard

Hans Gruber dies, but in doing so shames John McClane's ignorance of German grammar.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Die Hard

John McClane dies with his boots on, figuratively if not literally.