Pitch the next entry in the Die Hard franchise

[DaveCinzano]

Cross-franchise suggestions earn bonus points...

McClane versus xenomorphs:

In Space No One Hears You Die Hard

 

[DaveCinzano]

Rebooting the popular British low-brow comedy series:

Carry On And Die Hard

 

[DaveCinzano]

007 crossover:

No Mr Bond - I Expect You To Die Hard

 

[A380]

I'm surprised there hasn't been a McClane / Bond crossover. Die Hard another Day or Live and Let Die Hard...

 

[DaveCinzano]

Gross-out teen movie revival:

American Pie Hard

 

[A380]

Rebooting the popular British low-brow comedy series:

Carry On And Die Hard

Would that feature Sid James as Welsh agent Di Hard?

 

[DaveCinzano]

Aiming for the high brow crowd:

Die Hard, Claudius

 

[DaveCinzano]

Would that feature Sid James as Welsh agent Di Hard?

Babs would be Di, Sid Dai

 

[DotCommunist]

Duke Hard

John Mclane is sucked into a computer like happened to that guy in Tron, here he teams up with Duke (of Duke Nukem fame) to do action set pieces and save the day.

or you can play it like Last Action Hero, so Duke steps off the computer screen to aid Mclane in teal life

 

[DaveCinzano]

But there's the possibility of a conspiracy thriller/secret agent movie in Princess Di: Hard

 

[A380]

Sci-Fi

Return of the JeD -ie Hard

 

[A380]

Regency Romance

Pri-Die Hard and Prejudice

 

[JimW]

With added mop tops, Die Hard Day's Night.

 

[DotCommunist]

I'm surprised there hasn't been a McClane / Bond crossover. Die Hard another Day or Live and Let Die Hard...

Diemonds are Forever

 

[Ax^]

hmm guess the next place we see bruce willas is infomercials maybe for certain types of pills


Die Hardest

 

[JimW]

Ealing style, Die Hards and Coronets

 

[DotCommunist]

Die Hard, Fast and Furious

writes itself imo

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Die Bard

Expetimental crime fighting time machine sends John McClane back to 1601 where someone is prepared to kill to stop the premiere of Will Shakespeare's new play Hamlet.

Can McClane and Will find out who before a poisoned rapier heads their way!!

"The plays the thing, Motherfucker!!

Eta: "To be or not to be, Motherfucker" is even better

 

[JimW]

With Yul, The King and Die Hard.

 

[A380]

Or a mash up with classic slapstick comedy

Laurel and Die Hardy

 

[DotCommunist]

Die Hard Times

Dickensian Mclane is here to kick ass and take snuff, and he's all out of snuff

 

[JimW]

Replace Bruce Willis with a cage fighter from North Wales, Dai Hard.

 

[A380]

Replace Bruce Willis with a cage fighter from North Wales, Dai Hard.

Done that one already...

If I was South Affrican I might say that This is getting like Groundhog Die Hard ...

 

[JimW]

Done that one already...

If I was South Affrican I might say that This is getting like Groundhog Die Hard ...

I'm far too busy to read the thread

 

[The39thStep]

Dude Hard - keen bowler and one of the authors of the Port Huron statement , the original not the compromised second draft is mistaken for John McClain at a branch of the In and Out Burger .

 

[blairsh]

Dolph Lundgren agrees to train John Mclane after a run in with Rocky Balboa.

Sly Hard.

 

[Elpenor]

Die Hard with Wolves; allows Willis to take a more sensitive role as he explores the western genre

 

[Steel Icarus]

The Fly Hard: 90 minutes of Jeff Goldblum slowly transforming into a grotesque insectlike Bruce Willis. At Christmas.

 

[DotCommunist]

Rye Hard. The story of the ships biscuit, narrated by john mclane

 

[DaveCinzano]

Die Bard

Expetimental crime fighting time machine sends John McClane back to 1601 where someone is prepared to kill to stop the premiere of Will Shakespeare's new play Hamlet.

Can McClane and Will find out who before a poisoned rapier heads their way!!

"The plays the thing, Motherfucker!!

Eta: "To be or not to be, Motherfucker" is even better

YIPPEE KY-IAGO, MOTHERFUCKER